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movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead
No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.
"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"
"... didn't know it was yours..."
(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"
"...no..."
Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"
(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)
"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"
"...Ok, fair enough."
Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)
Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck
Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers
Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)
Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)
Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.
Gimme plzzz
Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.
The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.
Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.
The Magnanimous Airplane
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It's rare that I really enjoy still life paintings, even of flowers, I'm more drawn to people and scenery, but Charles Ethan Porter painted some of my favorites.
I love the colors.
From Wiki:
Charles Ethan Porter (1847 – March 6, 1923) was an American painter who specialized in still life painting. A student at the National Academy of Design in New York City, he was one of the first African Americans to exhibit there. He was the only African-American artist at the turn of that century who painted in still life and the first known professional Black artist to concentrate on still life.
I'm having lots of fun encountering art that captures my eye and looking up the artist.
His paintings made me realize that I like flower art when there aren't too many colors and flower types. One or two kinds and colors are what I personally enjoy.
I looked back at other flower pictures I saved, and I can't add too many, but
Yep, that's my pattern. Now I know what to aim for to get flower paintings I enjoy. Which is nice, because I started trying to teach myself oil painting.
Oh my god I LOVE Krøyer!!! I had no idea about this though, you're telling me there are more artists I can look at??
Viggo Johansen is lovely, these are my favorites so far. And you were right, I'm not finding too many of his paintings.
This also made me wonder what more I can find from Krøyer, and oh my god
LOOK AT THIS PAINTING I'M
And these wow
This is so much fun
Please I would love to see more of these artists' paintings
The Skagen Painters was a whole artists' colony! There are so many of them! Some of the most famous are PS Krøyer, Marie Krøyer, Anna Ancher, Michael Ancher, Holger Drachmann, Lauritz Tuxen, and the list goes on! Many painters came and went from the colony, even international ones. There are Swedes, Englishmen, Norwegians, etc. featured among their ranks. Lemme find a bunch of my favourite pieces :)
Vibeke Krøyer i Skagen Plantage (Vibeke Krøyer in Skagen Plantation) by P.S. Krøyer (1909).
This is one of my favourite paintings of all the ones that came out of the colony. It's so vibrant and cozy. I have a poster of it in a (fake) golden filigree frame on my wall :)
Solbeskinnet pergola fra Ravello (Sunlit pergola from Ravello) by Marie Krøyer (1890).
This one has such peace and calm to it, it's also one of my all time favourites.
Kunstnerfest (Party of Artists) by Viggo Johansen (1903).
I have to make it so clear that the pictures do NOT do Johansen's work justice at all. I visited the Skagen Museum while they had a special temporary exhibition of a bunch of Viggo Johansen pieces and my stars, the dimension. These paintings are the kind that must be viewed in person to really be admired for their brilliance. It's sort of visible in the image above but pay attention to the glasses and silverware on the table. That's Johansen's specialty. He painted reflective surfaces like no one else. I can look at a random Skagen painting and immediately clock whether it's a Viggo Johansen on the reflections alone. They're just that extraordinary. Truly the most underrated of all the Skagen Painters.
Glade jul (Joyful Christmas) by Viggo Johansen (1891).
This is one of his most famous pieces and the image doesn't just not do it justice, it does it an outright injustice. But I still wanted you to see it. Oh and "Glade jul" is the first line of the Danish translation of Silent Night (which is the English version of the original German "Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht").
Nature morte med krabbe (Still Life of Crab) by Viggo Johansen (1887).
Getting all the Viggo Johansen out of the way now. I could not for the life of me find a picture of a quality that was not an insult to the painting, but luckily I own a print of this one so I just took my own. (I own an absurd amount of the prints they sell in the museum, they love to see me coming and my wallet silently cries.)
Den druknede (The Drowned) by Michael Ancher (1896).
Because of Skagen's location, surrounded by the sea on three sides, the local population and industries were largely maritime. The Skagen Painters famously painted a lot of water, beaches, boats, fishermen, etc. because of these surroundings. Most of the most famous Skagen Paintings are beach focused or happen on the beach as most things did there. This is a more tragic example of this common theme.
Fiskere trækker vod på Skagen Nordstrand (Fishermen Pull a Net on the Northern Beach of Skagen) by P.S. Krøyer (1883).
Excellent example of what I wrote above. Also another excellent example of Krøyer's impeccable understanding of light.
Holger Drachmann by P.S. Krøyer (1895).
The beat thing about the Skagen Painters is how obvious it was that they spent a lot of time together and were good friends. They painted one another, painted one another painting, made paintings for one another, of one another's children, etc. It's all lovely to see how much friendship there was between them. This one I also had to photograph myself so apologies for the shoddy resolution (and awful overexposure on my computer for some reason, stars, I hope it's just my screen).
Kunstnerens hustru i morgentoilette (The Artist's Wife Preparing For the Day) by P.S. Krøyer (1893).
The male painters also famously painted their wives a lot. P.S. Krøyer and Michael Ancher especially. They also painted one another's wives a fair amount because the two spent a lot of time together. The Krøyers and the Anchers were some of the most prolific painters to come out of the colony and probably spent more time there than anyone else (Helga Ancher, Daughter of Anna and Michael Ancher, even grew up to become a Skagen Painter herself).
Marie Krøyer i haven i Skagen (Marie Krøyer in the garden in Skagen) by P.S. Krøyer (1892).
This one is just really cosy. Kind of has Monet vibes.
Hip, hip, hurra! (Hip Hip Hooray!) by P.S. Krøyer (1888).
This is one of P.S. Krøyer's most famous paintings and features several of the Skagen Painters, including his wife (sitting left), Anna Ancher (sitting right in white), Helga Ancher (child next to Anna), himself (in the back, dark suit, glasses, beard) and I'm sure Michael Ancher too (I forget how he looks so idk which one of them he is). Would not surprise me if there are more I simply don't recognise.
Fisker Kræn Wollensen bøder garn, interiør (Fisherman Kræn Wollesen repairs yarn, interior) by Anna Ancher (1886).
Anna Ancher really had a way with light as well. She seemed to favour painting flowers but I genuinely think her skills with light, people, and interiors were where she shone.
Ved frokosten (At Lunch) by P.S. Krøyer (1893).
The Skagen Painters painted mostly real people, they rarely invented people beyond for backgrounds. This is an example. This painting features PS. Krøyer (right), Marie Krøyer (middle), and real author Otto Benzon (left), despite the fact that you can barely even see Benzon's face. The commitment was real.
Overplantør C.F. Dahlerup med jagthund (Plantation Leader C.F. Dahlerup With Hunting Dog) by P.S. Krøyer (1898).
I just really like the light in this one. Very cosy. Should also be pointed out that in the bottom right, we can see how many of the Skagen Painters signed and dated their pieces by scraping their initials and the date into the paint with palette knives rather than writing, painting, or signing the back. There are examples of full lines of text like "Gift for [person] from [person] scraped into some paintings. I find this a fascinating way of viewing the signature as part of the art rather than a detail to be hidden away on the back.
Ane Brøndum i den røde stue (Ane Brøndum in the Red Room) by Anna Ancher (1910).
Yet another example of Anna Ancher's wonderful way of painting light. This is also a painting of her mother, fun fact.
Roser (Roses) by P.S. Krøyer (1893).
Yet another very famous one by P.S. Krøyer. And yet again, Marie Krøyer is featured in the background.
Uh, I don't wanna tempt fate by posting nudity on here, so here's a link to the painting.
Vent på os! (Wait for us!) by P.S. Krøyer (1892).
This one is just really sweet and also quite famous because of that. For anyone aghast that someone would paint this, let alone someone in the late 1800's, then welcome to a part of the world where a naked child is not a sexual thing and it's completely normal for children to bathe naked on public beaches because people aren't weirdos about it and know that the human body is not inherently a sexual thing, especially not the body of a child. Frankly kinda disgusting that that has to be prefaced.
Sommeraften ved Skagens Strand (Summer's Night on the Beach of Skagen) by P.S. Krøyer (1899).
This is a less famous painting of his but embodies the classic Skagen Painting vibe to a T. Had to take my own picture of this one too so sorry about the glare on the side.
Skagen, hvor Skagerrak og Kattegat mødes ved Grenen (Skagen, Where Skagerrak and Kattegat Meet at Grenen) by Holger Drachmann (1906).
Skagen lore time! Skagen's main claim to fame as a tourist destination (unrelated to the Skagen Painters) is that it sits at the tippy top of Vendsyssel (a big island that looks like it's part of the Jylland peninsula but actually is separated from it by the Limfjord) where the two seas Skagerrak and Kattegat meet. You can see this in action at "Grenen" which translates to "The Branch" which gained its name from the fact that the meeting seas shape this area into a point. The exact place the seas meet changes every day but when you find it, you can see how the waves meet and cross into these really fascinating grids that seem almost fake. In wilder weather, you can witness the waves properly collide. Absolutely recommend going to see it if you're ever in Denmark and like this kind of stuff. And for anyone visiting from a country that wasn't invaded by the Germans in the 40's, you can also witness some of our many still standing WWII bunkers. They can be found in many places but the coast, particularly the West Coast, is where you'll find the majority of the ones which are still standing. You can enter them too, provided you're willing to climb a little and get some sand in your pockets. They're not museums, they're just standing where the Germans left them.
Båden sættes i søen. Skagen (The Boat is Put in the Water. Skagen) by Oscar Björck (1884).
An example of a non-Danish painter. Björck was a Swede and painted many wonderful paintings like this one. He's not very wellknown by most which I think is a shame.
En strandpromenade (A Walk on the Beach) by P.S. Krøyer (1896).
Now we're getting into some of the most famous Skagen Paintings of all, the ones that almost define the style. The ones every single Dane has seen at least once. All of them by P.S. Krøyer. Mans was good and painted a lot and he has the fame to show for it.
Sankt Hansblus på Skagen strand (Summer Solstice Fire on the Beach of Skagen) by P.S. Krøyer (1906).
This painting is HUGE. No, bigger. No, even bigger than that. This hangs in the Skagens Museum and has been there since 1958 and covers almost an entire wall. It also took him 14 years to paint due to other tasks and illness etc. It's one of his last and the last of his large people dominated pieces and features his entire family as well as several other painters and people from the town of Skagen. Truly a beautiful culmination of the entire culture surrounding the colony, painted on the longest day of the year. Oh, funny lore tidbit: This painting was damaged by, fittingly, a fire in 1948(?). It has since been restored.
Sommeraften på Skagen Sønderstand (Summer's Night on the Southern Beach of Skagen) by P.S. Krøyer (1893).
If I had to guess, this is probably the second most famous Skagen Painting. It features Anna Ancher (left) and Marie Krøyer (right). Michael Ancher actually painted the two in this exact same scene (zoomed in on them) as well. I don't know whether it was referenced from this piece or if he and P.S. Krøyer painted them at the same time.
Sommeraften ved Skagen (Summer's Evening in Skagen) by P.S. Krøyer (1892).
This is THE Skagen Painting. There is no painting more famous. It defines the category. Featuring Marie Krøyer and their dog which is quite fitting for a definitive piece. Every Dane has seen this painting so many times that we're almost sick of it. And yet I still have it on my wall, framed in a (fake) golden filigree frame because I gotta. It's a beautiful piece.
Those were the paintings I had rn (mostly based on the prints I own which means a lot of P.S. Krøyer because his prints are most available) but I definitely missed a lot. If you want access to a very complete database of both Marie and P.S. Krøyer's paintings, there are webites for that specifically! They're entirely in Danish but if you navigate to "Galleri" and then "Oliemalerier", you'll get a page that lets you sort by year at the top and then otherwise just scroll through. You can also search for specific titles in the search bar.
Marie Krøyer Peder Severin Krøyer
No other painters have websites like these as far as I'm aware (and Den Hirschsprungske Samling won't show me their collection on the website despite being one of the most extensive Skagen Painting collections outside of Skagen), but those two sites have a lot to start with. I know Wikipedia also has fairly good collections of several artists so just looking up their Wiki page should net some results. I recommend looking them up in Danish though (search "[name] wiki dansk" and click the link that starts with da.wikipedia) since, afaik, they tend to have more extensive collections. Here's a list of all the Skagen Painters I know that you can look into:
Peder Severin Krøyer
Marie Krøyer
Anna Ancher
Michael Ancher
Helga Ancher
Viggo Johansen
Lauritz Tuxen
Oscar Björck
Holger Drachmann
Adrian Stokes
Carl Locher
Christian Krohg
Thorvald Niss
Johan Krouthén
I hope this is enough to keep you fed for at least a little while :)
THANK YOU OH MY GOD THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL. AND SO MANY PEDER SEVERIN KRØYER PAINTINGS I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. Please if you have other paintings by these artists, or online pages where I can scroll through art by them even if it isn't in English, I want to see more of these, they're amazing!
If I find any other pages with collections, I'll be sure to let you know! :D
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there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful
yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…
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#oh SO true#discworld#you've nailed it op that's it exactly#she is a prophet of retribution set aglow from within by the fury of her righteousness#and he's in the dictionary next to the word 'scrungly'
this captures their kermit and miss piggy energy better than anything else i've ever seen
Today I want to show you a very special painting.This place is part of my childhood and some of my happiest memories. I painted it after a trip to Russia in 2017. It feels like a lifetime ago. My oldest son had just turned one, and my husband and I traveled to visit my parents.My parents have a big off-road vehicle, and they love exploring places where ordinary cars simply can’t go-deep forests, marshes, hidden lakes, and quiet rivers. They took us on many adventures, and this was one of those places. We spent the day fishing there and even caught a few large northern pike.This landscape is near the village of Kholuy in the Ivanovo region of Russia.Although I painted it years ago, it isn’t for sale. It is the only painting that was permanently damaged during the catastrophic flood that hit my gallery in 2021, After days of heavy rain in Belgium and Germany, a dam had to be opened overnight to prevent an even greater disaster. Nobody had time to prepare. During the night, the water rushed into the building. The flood reached almost 2.5 meters (over 8 feet) high, nearly touching the ceiling. My paintings floated in muddy water for many hours.Afterward, I washed and disinfected every painting by hand. Many survived surprisingly well, although several wooden stretcher bars warped as they dried. This painting was less fortunate. It must have fallen in just the wrong way, and part of the thick acrylic paint layer detached from the canvas. It now has a small but visible scar, and I still don’t know the best way to restore it.So it hangs in my home instead.People often ask whether it’s okay to touch my textured paintings. I always say yes you can gently touch them with your fingers or even wipe them with a damp cloth if needed. After seeing paintings survive a flood, floating in dirty water for hours, it’s hard for me to imagine that even thousands of curious fingers could do more damage than that one night did.
Sometimes a painting carries not only the memory of the place it depicts, but also the memory of everything it has survived.
acrylic, linen 100 * 120 cm “balance” 2019
Carved ripples on granite. Shen Lieyi.
I read etiquette and homemaking guides from the 1800s mostly because they're a FASCINATING insight into cultural norms that we often don't think about. I honestly really recommend people crack one of these open at least once--it goes way beyond, like, "what to wear to a ball!!!"
The best ones have advice on decor, how to select high-quality furniture, childrearing, fashion, etc--from a contemporary perspective, and the things the authors feel the need to clarify vs the wild shit that will just casually mention like it's something everyone knows and agrees on is REALLY revealing of the culture and how it's shifted.
And while a lot of the advice is WILDLY bigoted or just outright funny, you'd be surprised how much of it is...just genuinely timeless, and shockingly compassionate.
They ALSO, as a writer, have INVALUABLE resources--because, again, they're talking about things that are so MUNDANE that a lot of the time nobody really sat down to formally document what normal, everyday people thought or cared about--because that's boring! But a book written to provide advice and information to, say, a young woman who's never run her own home before? You can fully expect an entire chapter dedicated to The Types Of Oven, and which features are useful and worth spending money on, and which features are a huge hassle to clean and a waste of space, and what to spend that money on instead.
And like. As a writer who frequently works in the 1800s? Fuck inflation calculators, this is the kind of thing I need. This is absolutely priceless.
Now that being said.
My current favorite 'etiquette guide' in the world is actually like....70% purely practical advice, written by a gentleman the groupchat has affectionately dubbed History's Most Autistic Man In The World, and thank god they didn't have Aderall back then
Because the AuDHD is strong in this one and as a result, in addition to the deeply practical and useful everyday reference points, we also have:
was reading another Things Go Wrong Just Before They Get To Erid And Erid Assumes Grace Is A Child fic earlier and realised that before they know grace is an alien this is not actually that wild of an assumption. the blip-A was gone for fifty years!! they could absolutely have an eridian kid now!!!
and. hey. hey what if. what if before everyone dies of radiation poisoning two other crew members do, in fact, have an accidental kid. and then on top of everything else rocky has a child. a child who was hatched in space and has only known space and has only known rocky. rocky grace culture of two? no, rocky grace baby culture of three
white knuckling it thru my shift today by thinking about Rocky And Baby
there are no pre-existing rocky children. all my love to rocky/adrian pebble enjoyers but to me rocky is a fun uncle. he has to be able to give them back
baby doesn't hatch until every other crew member is dead. rocky was not actually expecting them to hatch at all. there was more than one egg. there is one baby
eggs were moved to engineering, is how there is still one baby
timings work out such that rocky gets a good couple months being Completely Fucking Alone except for some eggs that may or may not still die.
rocky has never previously looked at an egg and thought 'oh that's a baby'. every egg in a clutch hatching is very rare. if none of them hatch rocky is going to kill himself, statement
AND THEN. BABY.
he's not even quite AT tau ceti so now on top of trying to pilot the ship by himself he's figuring out some kind of baby bouncer which is not actually standard eridian nursery furniture. eridian babies can walk within hours. eridian babies clamber. rocky needs the baby to remain in his reach until the baby's carapace has hardened enough to withstand falling from any height, please. please.
he is just narrating absolutely fucking everything to the baby. this is how we pilot the ship. this is how we've juryrigged the ship so piloting it solo is possible. this is xenonite, rocky is making toys so we stop grabbing random tools. that's a wrench. that's a– nope that's a saw! babies don't get those!
baby's first word is an expletive
baby does not have a name, because rocky is not thinking of them as His Baby. this is someone else's kid he is keeping alive until he can get them back to their actual living relatives. he doesn't get to name them, that would be insane
this line of thinking lasts until the baby has enough language processing to assume their name is the nickname rocky uses most frequently. which is just 'kid'
at which point rocky is like. okay. you need a name. i am still Just Some Random Guy. so YOU get to pick your name
but the baby is now an eridian toddler. so the baby's picks are a) sounds they like b) nouns of things they like c) words they've heard once and think are pretty. baby name [single C chord, eridian equivalent of being named ɓ]. baby name Spinning. baby name Rations. baby name Electrolytic Etching. baby name Electrolytic ɓ Spinning Spinning Spinning
and rocky is the fun uncle, rocky does not have access to parenting books or neonatal classes or even his own parents. rocky is making this up as he goes. rocky is calling the baby Electrolytic ɓ Spinning Spinning Spinning
and yknow. rocky is autistic, obviously. the blip-A crew skewed pretty autistic for the same reasons the petrova task force skewed pretty autistic. the baby is also autistic
rocky is spending a lot of time holding off his own meltdown so he can deal with the baby's meltdown, and he is literally just Withstanding It because what else can he do. sometimes when the baby starts screaming he also starts screaming. this never helps. they just scream themselves out together
he tells the baby a lot of stories. he tells them about their parents, what he knows of their relatives, what erid is like. he tells them his favourite stories from when he was a kid, his favourite stories now. adrian's favourite stories
by the time grace turns up the baby is equivalent to human ten – for the purposes of this AU eridian infancy is a few weeks but childhood is a few decades and a bit stagnant / based on molts. after first molt they're human-five-ish, and they hover around there until second molt kicks them to preadolescence, and then third molt is teenage and we're not there yet – and could probably qualify for an engineering apprenticeship. which is not normal, developmentally
rocky tries to keep the kid away from grace at least at first. it does not work even a little bit. your new best friend the spider rock, and your other new best friend the smaller even more excitable spider rock. they're so lucky grace can spot a middle schooler from a hundred metres because he has no concrete reason not to assume they're both adults
grace: oh that's a child. that's definitely a child. oh this is so cool, getting to meet an alien child and see how their development works compared to ours and ........WHY IS THERE A CHILD. ON THE SPACESHIP.
rocky explains they didn't mean there to be a child on the spaceship but sometimes people dying enmass of an unknown terrifying illness make ill-advised decisions regarding egg fertilisation control. so now rocky and the kid are making do, until they can get back to erid and get the kid back to their family
grace, watching the kid mimicking rocky's posture and sticking to rocky's side – sometimes outright climbing up and sitting on rocky's carapace – and listening to every word rocky says: right. of course. nothing familial going on here at all
By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!
This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.
This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.
The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?
It ain’t Kermit
Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea
But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?
There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.