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senatortedcruz

“Did the journal factory explode?” Yes because I bombed it. #PutYoBusinessOnTheInternet

pukicho

So let me get this straight. When you code you actually have to write code and understand coding to code??

averagesteamuser1

no actually you just copy paste other’s code and hope it works

the-haiku-bot

no actually

you just copy paste other’s

code and hope it works

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

wifehaver103947

the new york times is now charging money for my favorite chocolate cake recipe so i bought a subscription and screenshotted it and canceled my subscription and now it's here for you for free

i do a mixture of red wine and fresh squeezed navel orange juice for the liquid, plus the zest of one large orange. now you make the cake

dngrcpckwithmurdericing

Recipe transcript:

Yield: 8 servings

ingredients

3/4c or 177 mll extra virgin olive oil, plus more for greasing the pan

1/2 cup or 118 mll Earl Grey tea, or use coffee, dry red wine, orange juice, or water

1/2 cup or 50 grams Dutch processed cocoa powder

1/2 tsp ground cinnamon

1/4 tsp fine sea salt

1 cup or 200 grams granulated sugar

3 large eggs at room temperature

2 tsp vanilla extract

1 cup plus 2 tablespoons or 135 grams all purpose flour

1/2 tsp baking soda

preparation

step 1 heat the oven to 325 degrees F. Grease a 9-inch round pan and line the bottom with parchment paper

step 2: in a medium saucepan over high heat, bring tea or other liquid to a simmer, then turn off heat. whisk in cocoa, cinnamon, and salt until smooth, then set aside to cool

step 3: in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine sugar, olive oil, eggs, and vanilla. beat for about 3 minutes. reduce speed and pour in cocoa mixture, scraping down the sides of the bowl. gradually beat in flour and baking soda until just incorporated.

step 4: scrape batter into prepared pan and bake until the sides are set but it's still slightly damp in the center, 35 to 45 minutes. A cake tester should come up clean but with a few sticky chocolate crumbs clinging to it. Transfer cake pan to a wire rack and let cake cool completely in pan.

smallpwbbles

They don’t fucking know how much they mean to each other in a different world FUCK.

enba-and-luka

lakevida

i love poison omelette

the-bone-thief

-1

skeletor-at-the-skele-store

-1

sanleigh

-1

lakevida

got some kick to it i tell you what

hollanderthoughts

I want to be heard (doesn’t speak) I want to be understood (doesn’t explain) I want to be seen (acts like if a missing person was right in front of everybody)

sugar-petals

so the 2026 temperatures surpass the 2050 (!) forecast now - not just in france - and the atlantic hits a breaking point btw

pomgore

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

pomgore

goat dog

saltwater-goldfishy

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

raviolireptile

I had to draw this

taumoebros

mysterious next door neighbors~

bonus:

plasmodiophora

It's finally here!! ^-^

Hehe, I already had a suspicion that there might be more than just the letters when I received a tracking mail that mentioned something about a parcel, but aiejfieaojseij this is soo cute o: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU @meowpplejuice! c:

I've already seen all the letters online , but actually holding them in my hands is just so cool c: I never would have expected this when I decided to send a small handwritten note instead of just a DM back in March o: Mini-Blåhaj and Usagi Meister have a new friend! ^-^

letters secured c:

#💗💗💗#🌻

theinfiknight

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit