there will be light

Mace, 22. Starchild. Singer. Theatre Artist. Equality for all.

[nonpsychotic]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dysphoriathoughts]

i made a thing

[unzip-your-guts]

I made some additions

[dysphoriathoughts]

Good additions

[number1scrub-deactivated2021032]

career services: so what kind of job- me: pay and health insurance career services: no, but what kind- me: the kind that is available and pays money and insurance career services: yes, but what are your interests me: 

[screenshotsofdespair]

[classicartmeme]

[harrypottersonicobama]

[lagonegirl]

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

[silk101]

damn a bitch be feeling empty as fuck sometimes

[everythingstarstuff]

[itstimetogetspooky]

2020 vibe

[generalbeckman]

[sucboy-deactivated20200423]

Bro come look at the stars with me I am not feeling like myself

[oganneb]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

Very good

[unclefather]

Almost TOO good

[cherubf]

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

[duoduosion]

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

unfriendly reminder: this is a sex worker positive space. I will not tolerate the disrespect of sex workers here, and if you cant agree with that without a doubt then you're not welcome here.

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

sure would be nice if people other than porn blogs and sex workers reblogged this

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]