i'm a general. WHEEEEE!!!

[nuclear-nigerians]

[fatpikachupics]

i graduated from slug school, which is where i learned how to be sticky, attach to a substrate, and eat leaves

but, even more importantly, it’s where i learned how to love

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

[logarto]

rudy time

[moonkitty]

oh baby we gettin it

[gywozeppewi-deactivated20200630]

shut the fuck up AND POST

[naitwo2]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

They convene.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

girls night!

[cwunch]

[punksandcannonballers]

no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion

[punksandcannonballers]

i’m really loving these new dinosaur characters, i hope they stick around awhile

[punksandcannonballers]

oh fuck off

[niebywale]

I love sleeping, you don’t miss anyone and you don’t feel any pain

[xenosagaepisodeone]

lets all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year

[beyonceisstraight]

if you live that long

[c3rvida3]

I think cows are really nice.

[bogfox]

that’s what they want you to think

[c3rvida3]

They’re like deer but really big and I like their eyelashes and fancy tails.

[friendly-animals]

[29042]

[unclefesterkin-deactivated20200]

in 2018 we will stop feeding ducks bread bc we realise it’s bad for them nutritionally and isn’t great for their water either and feed them good shit like oats, corn, lettuce, defrosted frozen peas, duck pellets and a bunch of different kinds of seeds. 

[scootlivesscootdies-blog]

[personalgremlin]

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is