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hey, name's ross, im 15

[ashleybuttons]

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

[rae-rose]

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

[cosplay-in-the-usa-deactivated2]

So anyway…. *tiny incoherent cough exhumes from spider* Here’s Wonderwall.

[enscenic]

bwa ha ha ha

[lily-ackerman]

[jenniferrpovey]

I hesitated before posting, but I bet I know what’s going on here. The plucking was pretty rhythmic, right?

Male spiders pluck the webs of female spiders in a pattern to determine if the female is interested.

That spider was trying to mate with your violin…

[helen007900]

Ahh so it’s a boy(I just assume every insect I see is a girl) that’s such a cute mating ritual!

He just wants love!

[jenniferrpovey]

The behavior would indicate that it is a male. Only females weave webs. Male spiders have to be careful not to be mistaken for prey and eaten, so they pluck the web. Poor thing didn’t exactly get any this time!

[the-rain-monster]

Poor spider thinking “Damn this web was made by a strong spider, a real awesome spider, can I possibly get with this boss ass spider??”

[jumpingjacktrash]

poor little hyperion, dreaming of the moon

[idontthinkitwillhurtifyousmile]

lyrics transcription sites are good actually

[citywolves]

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

T

[remanedur]

HANOS

[chickenfarmersan]

[imabloodymartian]

ICONIC.

[cloudfreed]

GOD I love this pissed off Texan mom

[kimpossibooty]

You would not believe your guts

If ten million of deez nuts

[moondoor-representative]

I read this to the tune of “fireflies”

[kimpossibooty]

Oh shit that would’ve made for a good joke I should have thought of that

[whisqrs]

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

[thechronicleofshe]

why is this so fucking funny

[no-chill-at-all]

[nanajitter]

ok but, that’s p much exactly what it is lmao

[no-chill-at-all]

Chaos mode: For when you need your meat joints really hot really fast

[rockodile-deactivated20181110]

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

[piratekingcon]

god i miss this

[faun-buns]

a wizard who can summon cats………………. a nekomancer

[maxeth]

Boy do i have news for you

[weavemama]

she should have been rewarded.

[nah---nigga-deactivated20180917]

Y'all got sources?

[weavemama]

yeah so more information about this woman who leaked important information pertaining russia’s involvement in the election: 

Her name is “Reality Leigh Winner” and she was a NSA Contractor. She passed a top secret NSA document to a news source (an article from The Intercept) that contains information about a Russian cyber-attack with one voting machine DAYS before the 2016 presidential election. This is considered the most detailed piece of proof regarding Russia’s interference with the elections to date. 

Here’s how the NSA document described how the Russians did the hacking: 

“As described by the classified NSA report, the Russian plan was simple: pose as an e-voting vendor and trick local government employees into opening Microsoft Word documents invisibly tainted with potent malware that could give hackers full control over the infected computers.

But in order to dupe the local officials, the hackers needed access to an election software vendor’s internal systems to put together a convincing disguise. So on August 24, 2016, the Russian hackers sent spoofed emails purporting to be from Google to employees of an unnamed U.S. election software company, according to the NSA report. Although the document does not directly identify the company in question, it contains references to a product made by VR Systems, a Florida-based vendor of electronic voting services and equipment whose products are used in eight states.

The spear-phishing email contained a link directing the employees to a malicious, faux-Google website that would request their login credentials and then hand them over to the hackers. The NSA identified seven “potential victims” at the company. While malicious emails targeting three of the potential victims were rejected by an email server, at least one of the employee accounts was likely compromised, the agency concluded. The NSA notes in its report that it is “unknown whether the aforementioned spear-phishing deployment successfully compromised all the intended victims, and what potential data from the victim could have been exfiltrated.”

[memor-somnis-deactivated2022031]

So instead of having Trump and his entire party removed, they gon throw home girl in jail and try to act like none of this happened.

[simonalkenmayer]

Her name, Reality Winner, is ironic in this context.

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[ipokemonmemes]

[dogsenpai]

pictures that make you keep scrolling

[dogsenpai]

[dogsenpai]

[strxwbxnny]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse 

[artenega]

This post activated my fight or flight response

[the-greatnatsby]

also

[old-long-john]

Shout out to writers who can’t do plots, who write about feelings and moments in time instead. I love reading those fics, and I love writing those fics. Keep on peering into the depths of characters’ hearts and souls in the little moments. You’re exploring the places where canon often fears to tread. 

[buzzfeeduk]

time really is the fakest bitch

[rosiesdreams-deactivated2023081]