Anything

I absolutely love dogs

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[wander-in-arda]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[alexaloraetheris]

This moth literally came up to her and decided to have jer eggs pratcically in her hand.

Peak cat behavior.

[evviejo]

thirteen’s era appreciation: 249/?

[gay-irl]

[modogoblin]

[sandersstudies]

My husband came to the youth theater rehearsal I was directing last night to work on some set pieces. He usually only works set on weekends when nobody is there, so his goal was to be totally inconspicuous. But the second and third graders treated him like a walking stim video. They were totally absorbed by his painting and drilling and clapped for him when he began or finished a task.

[sandersstudies]

The children, in the middle of their scene, suddenly seeing that my husband is about to put the first stroke of white paint over a wall: WAIT can we watch please please please?

[sandersstudies]

My husband is a somewhat large bearded man, too, so as soon as the kids walked in, I was explaining that I know him, he is helping us, and to not be scared if there was some loud noise.

Meanwhile the children are just watching him the whole time like :) :) :)

[sandersstudies]

My husband: doo do doo

A dozen grade schoolers:

[shencomix]

[songofsaraneth]

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[papasmoke]

PROOF JOE BIDEN IS 6 MONTHS PREGNANT

and that's not all, i was also sent these via an encrypted telegram channel from my source in the secret service

i think someone's coming

[foxinikeabag]

"Content has been removed"

TUMBLR DOESN'T WANT US TO KNOW THE TRUTH

[drunken-queer-1920s-detective]

I got some of these be before they were removed

[papasmoke]

PLEASE boost they're trying to silence me

[cosmicretreat]

[mudwerks]

rich fuckers always trying to fuck around with facts

[jame7t]

watching a tiktok and someone just described the black/blue gold/yellow dress meme as “one of the first things to ever go viral”

[freelance-fiend]

[ah-riadne]

ok the irony and misinformation in the tags is making me insane. leprosy? caused by bacteria! and not actually that contagious! tuberculosis? bacterial! bubonic plague? also bacterial!! if you want an early viral infection smallpox is right there! polio! hell, even influenza! bacteria ≠ viruses!

[freelance-fiend]

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

my favorite bit of "rich people are Like That" ephemera that I picked up from my Russian literature binge was from a noble character who was complaining about his serfs neglecting their duties, specifically the duty of staying up all night long slapping the pond water in order to prevent the frogs from croaking so that the nobleman could enjoy his sleep at his country estate with its adorable pond. whenever I hear wealthy people's complaints in this day and age the majority of it automatically filters to "the fucking serfs won't slap the pond anymore and it's honestly so destructive and cruel of them to deny me my beauty sleep like this" type statements

[3000s]

remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins

[3000s]

they don't want to "know you" they want you to walk in there and regurgitate everything the job description said

[3000s]

isnt even a joke btw if you're autistic and/or unemployed and nobody taught you this yet i'm really sorry

[timeclonemike]

Think of yourself as a spy infiltrating the enemy command center. Play the part, say the lines, and resist the urge to order a martini.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[starmancyrus]

Dats Pluto

[olreid]

help

[catgirlhell]

[laxsara-deactivated20210802]

the meaning of life is summed up in the story elmer bendiner tells about how when he was a pilot the second world war, his plane was hit with a barrage of anti-aircraft fire from the nazi forces but the crew survived. and how everyone was saying it was a miracle until they investigated the shells that got in the fuselage and found there was no explosive charges in any of them. in one they found a note scribbled in czech, written by the person who had been forced to manufacture the shells, and it just said ‘this is all we can do for you now’.

[laxsara-deactivated20210802]

every time i see someone acting tough online about how harm reduction is pointless and in some convoluted way worse than doing nothing i think about that person in some soul-destroying nazi factory in occupied czechoslovakia removing all of the explosive charges from their anti-aircraft shells and writing a note that they must have known would probably never be read, just to say ‘this is all we can do for you, and we’re going to do it’. they are trying to make us kill you and we refuse. i do think that maybe it’s all going to be okay.

[rednines]

Similar story from the Spanish civil war, an anarchist/republic town was being shelled and a bomb that dropped but didn’t explode said “Comrades! The bombs I make do not explode!” And they put it in a shop window for everyone to see

[demilypyro]

You don't have to cum in my gay ass anymore..... I have a pussy

[demilypyro]

Ok so I actually announced it 3 weeks ago but if this is how you're finding out then I'm laughing