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fulda-gap-express

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

fulda-gap-express

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

luidilovins

grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate

NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?

prof-grace-aspen

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat

abysswarlock

northisnotup

demilypyro

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

septembersung

janusfnc14

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

steampunkforever

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

kraken17

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

rrouhi

at the end of the day im the love i give, not the love i get

chongoblog

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

lunarthesugarglider

thats a common interest we've

chongoblog

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

aletheyass

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

apas-95

wgat did u say

huebris808

my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks

huebris808

kvetch19

jay-the-ratel

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GRAMMY 2186

this-love-i-have-deactivated201

HARBINGER AND JUSTIN BIEBER COLLABORATION

sassy-spoon

I FELL OFF MY FUCKING BED

warrgle

HELP

sashayed

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

boomstab-papa

your-cosmic-creature

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”