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who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago
who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago
That pure nailbiting Tension of a coldblooded villain gently interacting with a small child while smiling serenely at the hero who is the only one who knows how evil they are.
Villain, maintaining eye contact with the hero while handing a dropped ball to a child with the same hands that have clubbed innumerable baby seals: Perhaps you should be more careful. We wouldnt want anything go happen go such a precious toy.
Me: OH HO HO, BUT IT IS NOT THE CHILD'S TOY HE IS REFERRING TO
Has this been done yet?
who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss
lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict
I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.
All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories
I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.
this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash
My wife: “All the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.”
Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little demon used to kill Grant Nelson were stolen from Walmart. She walked into Walmart, grabbed a machete and a knife, and then just casually walked out the door without anyone attempting to stop her. You get a box of tampons from Walmart and you don’t have it in a bag, they wanna check your receipt. Becky the Sociopath walked out unchecked with literal weapons.
Then she had time to wait outside for the uber this poor man drove to come pick her up. Then she got in his back seat and stabbed him multiple times, pushed him out onto the street, and stole the car. He was able to tell the police who stabbed him before he died. She then crashes the car and is found by the police hiding behind a tree covered in blood. The police try to gently coerce her into dropping her fucking blood covered knives and when she refuses do they shoot her eight times? Oh noooo Lizzy Borden gets tazed and brought in unharmed.
Like just think about the stories that have come out these past two weeks alone. The unarmed black teenager who were literally murdered based on vague suspicion and this girl actually kills someone and is still standing.
The white girl who stole weapons from Walmart and killed an Uber driver was taken alive.
The white guy who took weapons to a convention and planned to kill Jason David Frank and multiple police officers was taken alive.
The white guy who murdered two men who had tried to defend the Muslim women he was harassing was taken alive.
Don’t tell me police had to kill Tamir Rice or Michael Brown or ANYONE else out of caution or fear for their safety. Not when white people who are legitimate threats, even direct threats to police, are routinely taken alive.
I follow this page on Facebook called Toilets With Threatening Auras and well…
i wish i hadnt seen these
I’m WHEEZING
that wendy’s origami from hell shit made me legit JUMP
I follow this page on Facebook called Toilets With Threatening Auras and well…
i wish i hadnt seen these
I’m WHEEZING
that wendy’s origami from hell shit made me legit JUMP
so i know that fyre festival is now mostly seen as funny meme of rich kids being scammed but please don’t forget that billy mcfarland hired 200+ Bahamian locals to work grueling hours day and night on the island for weeks with completely unrealistic expectations for this festival and in the end abandoned the island and ran home without paying any of them
so in all seriousness, billy mcfarland is a monster needs to like…….go to jail
Fortunately, he did go to jail.
The lady in the screenshots is Maryann Rolle and here’s where you can help her out:
It has been an unforgettable experience catering to the organizers of Fyre Festival. Back in April 2017 I pushed myself to the limits cateri
INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3
link below to see:
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Zoomed in and found this gem
I think I found someone who knows about the camera
Hello there, observant person!
uh oh
i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad
bonus:
special protected fire hydrant
Bucket
Hello darkness my old friend
damnnnnn
enemy spotted
damn this had like 3k notes yesterday
Quick thing about age gaps and pedophilia
My dad and stepmom are 15 years apart. She was in her 20s when they met and him in his 40s. Both adults.
However, my dad has said that if someone had brought her to him as a 5 year old when he was a senior in high school and told him for sure that she was to be his wife, he would have run far away.
That’s the difference between the 20+ year old creepers lusting after teens like it’s normal. Even if it does “work out” later on, they still targeted and preyed on an underage individual when they were still in a very impressionable stage of life. Hense: pedophile and grooming.
If these grown ass adults really love and care for you as might as they say, then they’d be willing to wait for you to be old enough. Or better yet, wouldn’t even be entertaining the thought of fucking a minor like a creep anyway.
If you’re underage and an adult is trying to get with you or complimenting how “mature” you are, ect. FUCKING BLOCK AND RUN
I agree with almost everything youve said but just one note.
If you are a minor and an adult says they’re gonna wait for you RUN LIKE HELL. They are not waiting because they respect you or because they love you or care for you, they’ve probably already been thinking about fucking you, they’re waiting to save their own skin and are just giving you the illusion of respect, they are grooming you. Saying they’re going to wait just confirms that they’ve thought of you in a sexualized manner as a child.
Just because it’s legal, doesn’t mean you’re safe.
That’s what I meant but I couldn’t put it into words correctly. That’s my bad THANK YOU
some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up
oh my god
Okay, this is awesome.
whatever you are expecting, this is not it!
Annie are you daijobu
who just sent me money “for being perfect”
turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin
^ yup.
Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”
I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”
I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”
I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”
$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”
someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:
I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch
Finding out that Frances Dana Barker Gage, a white woman, rewrote Sojourner Truth’s famous speech to be more stereotypically “Southern slave” (complete with slurs and misspellings like dat, dere, dey) when Sojourner Truth was actually from New York and spoke only Dutch until she was almost ten and wouldn’t have actually sounded that way linguistically and decidedly did not use the phrase “Ain’t I A Woman?” at all is…whew. And on top of everything, she embellished details about Sojourner Truth’s life (like the number of children she had/how many of them were sold into slavery), wrote that ST said that she could take beatings like a man, and the reception of the speech in the room (she claims ST was called a n*gg*r, earlier accounts say the room was welcoming).
Lmaooo peak white feminist antics.
You can read the most accurate transcript here, alongside the racist edited one.
I have studied this in multiple women’s studies classes taught by white professors and they never once mentioned this. Yikes.
me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!
verb conjugation:
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