Not that bad I guess

34-Sweden-He/Him

[circusheart]

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[confirmed-and-contorted]

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

[bagofbonesmp3]

beautiful women with brown eyes will hit you with the 🥺 and you have no other choice than jumping off a bridge

[raccoonboywrites]

Reblog this and say one nice thing about prev

Trying to inject some positivity

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[just-another-regular-dude]

[silentthrilllll-deactivated2024]

remembering (as a form of self harm).

[pr3ttypunisherr]

do u want to share a gummy worm and when we get to the end of it we start making out? yes or no

[undeadcas]

i reblogged your post way better than that guy

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[girlmostlikely]

Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

[virtualmosshroom]

[yeehawlw]

posting on tumblr.com:

[succuvex]

No officer u don’t understand he likes it in there. He wants to be in the trunk of my car. It’s enrichment for him.

[labcorp]

i can tell his soul is not equipped

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill