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did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it
a lot of people seem to have trouble accepting that cynical embittered teenagers are literally right about the education system. in fact when people express that something is making them suffer suicidally it generally means there is something wrong. big news for people who desperately fucking hate kids
why do people not like dnd? is it just because it's so ubiquitous at the expense of other ttrpgs or is it like actually Bad somehow? (idk much about this sorry)
it's a combination of a few factors. a big one is that dnd is all-encompassing and ubiquitous to the point where it's synonymous with 'ttrpg' for the general public, and this really fucking sucks because it's a really bad first RPG. it's full of convoluted self-referential design decisions, it expects you to buy and read three long, expensive rulebooks, it's an entirely combat-focused game, and it puts massive onus on the DM to do huge amounts of what is essentialy on-the-spot game design to make it playable at all.
some people say 'as long as it gets people into the hobby!' but it's kind of designed not to. it has a huge barrier to entry and a walled garden content ecosystem where you can experience nothing but dnd-as-a-lifestyle-brand across all forms of media and product. dnd gets people into dnd, and then actively discourages them from getting into the broader hobby of TTRPGs. you can see this happening all the time when somebody tries to brutally mangle DND, a high-fantasy grid combat game, to work for a murder mystery or a gritty dark fantasy or a swashbuckling space adventure--and it never fucking works--instead of just playing a fucking game that's been designed from the ground up to tell that kind of story.
on top of that, the game itself really nasty ideological roots--some of which it inherits from the fantasy genre, tolkein, and conan, some of which are straight from gary gygax's own vile fucking brain--biological determinism and race science are baked into its rules ('racial stat bonuses') and so is a violent, extractive view of the world. you can play dnd however you want, but as written, it is a game where you 'advance' by killing things and your reward for this is getting better at killing things. the very concept of a 'dungeon' in the fantasy RPG parlance is 'a place where it's morally sanctioned to murder the inhabitants for their possessions'.
then there's the monk and barbarian classes, which have orientalist and racist thinking at the core of their thinking. the dnd monk is an Asian Mystic while the archetypal barbarian is anywhere on the 'noble savage' to 'bloodthirsty native' spectrum of nasty stereotypes. the ranger class is also built from the ground up on settler-colonial terra nullius fantasies. or at least it would be if anyone played it (rimshot)
finally, and this is the most subjective/least important of my criticisms, i think 5e is quite poorly designed just on a basic design level. there's no coherency to it, just random systems haphazardly slapped together with no genuine artistic vision other than 'make it Feel Like DnD'. totally reduntant numerical boondoggles like 1-20 statlines, tool proficiencies, and spell levels cling to everything, the gulf between spellcasters and everyone else in terms of being allowed to play the damn game is fucking Comical, the completely fucking deranged decision was made to balance classes around having Seven Combat Encounters A Day, something absolutely no one does--and perhaps most frustratingly of all, there's absolutely no fucking useful guidance for the DM at all. if you have ever had a fun, narratively satisfying, well-balanced combat encoutner in DnD, i guarantee you that your DM and the tiny matt colville who lives in their head made that happen on their own merits despite what wizards of the coast wrote down, not because of it.
oh also and the way people get defensive when you criticize it by saying 'well WE dont play it that way' well then why do you have the big fuckin fifty dollar book innit. its like if you said you dont like steven universe and a bunch of people said 'well you dont have to like whats happening on the screen you can just close your eyes and make up a different show in your head'. like okay you can but you fuckin realize that's not a defense, right.
oh and also dnd play culture is fucking awful and encourages/embraces/memeifies some of the most obnoxious antagonistic behaviour of all time where the Evil DM Punishes Naughty Players and the Epic Horny Meme Bard Derails Campaigns. and this is not a dnd-exclusive problem (old man henderson was a coc character) but dnd is the biggest standard-bearer by far for this inane passive-aggressive uncommunicative play culture that is so terrified of ‘meta-gaming’ that it’s accepted practice to vent your interpersonal frustrations through elaborate in-game gotchas.
that + the fact that its total lack of GM tools means that being a dnd DM is a fucking mentally and creatively exhausting endeavour, therefore making anyone who’s started with dnd permanently afraid to take GM roles in systems that actually support the GM and treat them like a player rather than unpaid game design intern, mean that the average dnd player is a worse person to have at your ttrpg tabel than somebody who’s never touched a roleplaying game in their life. its like nursing an injured crow back to health
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do you smoke with ur pets in the room often
i hotbox my car & then leave them in there with no a/c for hours in the summer and they love it
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anyway the “nice cock jason” tiktok is playing in my head at all times on repeat indefinitely
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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
When victorian people said they "had the morbs" they were referring to an intrinsic human need to morb out which was left unfufilled all the way up until 2022
is there anything funnier than people saying elon musk buying twitter means it will no longer be a “communist” website and will be a bastion of freedom of speech instead
having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor
People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me
70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.
the earth was created for various types of crabs
it's very easy to convince north americans to support war overseas, like they don't increase taxes for war anymore they don't draft civilians there's like negative risk that whatever war would actually be brought onto north american soil, so much of war is drones and bombs and other tech and the people powering them are sitting somewhere relatively safe just pressing buttons, and those who are actively fighting are usually private military contractors/mercenary orgs as well as special ops so it's not like most people are scared of their kids going overseas and dying. it literally doesn't impact north americans at all in terms of like daily life changes or impacts whether or not we get involved, and people are so miserable that theyre trying to put food on the table and keep their job and trying not to die of covid that it's even worse now than it was 20 yrs ago. so it's easy for someone sitting on the couch who tunes into CBC or CNN or whatever to see like their 6pm news coverage or read a couple articles every week and go "oh yeah sure I guess I support this war in wherever. those people over there sound bad so yeah we should stop them" and not think anything further, and anyone who criticizes this view is like. clearly a bad person cause that guy over there is bad and we're liberal democracies, whatever like marvel avengers shit people think our countries are, human rights etc when in reality wherever we go we only cause more pain and suffering and the people in power are entirely profit motivated
not even mentioning how many north americans don't see people overseas as actual human beings... and the new liberal thing is twisting it around so like if you don't support war you're actually the racist one and you're actually the one who doesn't see people as human beings and like. we should bomb wherever cause theyre lgbtphobic or hate women, as though the us and canada aren't just as culpable in systemic misogyny and homo/transphobia and other forms of bigotry. as though any of the people in power actually care about lgbt people or women's rights or anything when they don't give a fuck about the people in their own country suffering. its such a mindfuck
I think I will rip a few things apart with my teeth and then feel better
The amount of capitalists that tell me no one has a right to another’s labor is so weird since a core component of capitalism is literally someone else owns your labor.