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Gay, lesbian, sapphic even. Transfem, polyam cat. 20

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

every so often I remember when they crashed a train into a nuclear waste storage container, on purpose, to demonstrate how durable they were, and the storage container didn't lose any measurable containment whatsoever.

meanwhile, coal power plants can spray radioactive coal ash willy-nilly into the atmosphere all day and all night, but noooo, it's nuclear power that's the scary bad polluter.

[skyeqt]

I always like saying this as "coal power plants store their waste in your lungs" doesn't matter what nuclear does, you can't get worse than that. And yet nuclear waste is train and ICBM proof anyway.

[debian-official]

reblog to boop prev with your paw

[sexhaver]

you and 99 other rational (i.e. not making decisions at random) people are placed in individual rooms (such that you can't communicate with each other) with a blue button in front of you. the blue button kills everyone who presses it (including yourself), unless at least 51 people press it, in which case it does nothing. you are under no obligation to press the button and it is impossible to press accidentally. whether you press it or not, you are free to leave after one minute (unless you're dead).

Do you press the button?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 2

[sexhaver]

aw shit, sorry guys, i forgot to add one little detail: instead of just "not pressing the blue button", you have to press a second red button to indicate that you're declining to press the blue button. so just replace "not pressing the blue button" with "pressing a red button" in this scenario and everything else about it is unchanged. that shouldn't have any influence on your decision to press the blue suicide button or not so just treat it as window dressing :)

[sexhaver]

okay now for the punchline: this is, functionally, the literal exact same scenario as this poll:

[skyeqt]

Gonna share my favourite formulation here: there is a seesaw with spikes above the right side. If you step on the left side nothing will happen, if you step on the right side you'll get pushed into the spike ceiling and die, unless over half the people join you and weigh it down. You and 100 other people choose privately and cannot change your decision, which side do you step on?

[clownpuppysposts]

I really hate hot temperatures

[threedollarsdotcom]

no one warned me about Lezzing Out

[lonestatus]

how to manipulate people into talking to you

tips for making friends when you are evil

how to hide the darkness in your heart from potential friends

how to be normal

how to say hi without becoming an abuser

[forsapphics]

all the cool girls are lesbians

[transdaemonium]

literally normal to fantasise abt caring for a girl

[buny-facts]

bunnys asymptomatically approach the age of 1

[esthermika]

the authors barely disguised need for a warm bed and a soft plushie

[princesslibrarian]

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[cuunos]

hey can everyone do me a favor and put in the tags why they chose their name? even if you don't go by a chosen name irl, you can put why you chose your online name.

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[skyeqt]

and when it comes out? Into a toilet bowl.

[dumbfuckingmuttt]

Wagging my tail everytime I see this

[agenderwerewolfgirlfriend]

Reblog to make prev wag their tail

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[rebel-hunk-enjoyer]

The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.

At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.

And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?

I hate it here, actually.

[skyeqt]

I went to the doctor about wanting an ADHD diagnosis, and tried to pretend that I've never heard of ADHD and would never speculate or corroborate my own symptoms etc, because that would get me ignored for sure, so I focused in having incredibly low motivation. And I walked away being told "some people are just like that, it's not a problem", because I guess he didn't consider it likely or worth testing I guess. So I go to the doctor again, this time my mother is with me, I do the same as last time, and she brings up ADHD and autism like she's God's most concerned mother who simply needs to know if her child is normal or not. And it worked. I hate having to play this game. Needing to walk the line between seeming like you've never thought about your symptoms more than noticing them, and not mention any diagnosis. But also needing to mention what it definitely is otherwise they'll call it normal.

[scorndogs]

reblog to grow my tits a cup size & prev's tits 2 cup sizes