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The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

userfish

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

userfish

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

20thcenturystarlet

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

thepeelingrenoir

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

thepeelingrenoir

My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography... I've just never seen anything like it.

sisaloofafump

This is from 1966 and you can see over a hundred photos on the NYPL digital collections website. It is absolutely gorgeous. These are just a few of my favourites.

Plus Puck's face here:

kurulover

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

kurulover

catchymemes

spiderywigglerodstuff

andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

gnawing-suspicion

if they didn’t want me to be attracted to villains as an adult then all of children’s media shouldn’t have made them hot and capable and gay and bossy and have slutty little facial scars and get the best songs

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

way too many people are getting their evil skulls from shein or aliexpress nowadays. all the ancient texts say you're supposed to dig one up in a cave or it'll turn against you. I know I got mine on facebook marketplace, but evilpedia said that's "close enough to a cave" so I'm safe.

thundergrace

The only way to talk to these people.

one-time-i-dreamt

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

creepymutelilbugger

ASTRONAUTS ARE FISH

valenalentine

crabanarchy

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

april

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

gayluigi

strawbeb

fuck personality quizzes, are you the naive, innocent soul who knocks on the door of a dark castle to seek shelter from the rain, or are you the vampire who answers the door and says ‘oh, you poor thing. of course you can come in.’

strawbeb

bringing this back to say that anyone who says “um actually i’m neither” is now the door.