The key to a balanced diet is three servings of #tanno vik, one plate of #corso riggs, and four glasses of Tide Pod juice.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Mike Driver

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Love Begins
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Keni
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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KIROKAZE
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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The key to a balanced diet is three servings of #tanno vik, one plate of #corso riggs, and four glasses of Tide Pod juice.
Papa Blackwall and his little Cara Cadash.
Cara: *pulls papa’s beard way too hard*
Thom: *in pain* “That’s my strong girl! T^T”
me dipping plants in liquid nitrogen: naughty boys gotta drink the freeze juice
Trahearne, and other sylvari in the Pact: oooh I can hear Mordremoth speaking to me!! Oh the horror!!
Canach:
an icon
Magnus “the Fish Friend” Burnsides
duck newton hears a strange goat person inexplicably call him by name and immediately responds ‘hey lil partner, how ya feelin’ and THATS why i adore him with my entire heart
93% Stardust, Nikita Gill
i really wanted to do so much more with this, so there may be a follow up comic later if i feel up for it. i love the ipre crew.
Kormir’s Chosen
mom conversations
momversations
whats up yall im hannah im 19 and i occaisionally still play wizard101 so thats big dick energy
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love & appreciate ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & have a big ol’ beautiful crush on ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Varric Tethras ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”
REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE
That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.
the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho
i dont want to live anymore
Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.
If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…
I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.
If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me
LMAO
IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.
DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.
*covers eyes* Jesus titty fucking Christ.
Nah man the awards aren’t mean, you just really fucking suck. xD
me, who has control over what happens to my ocs, can literally come back to swtor anytime or write an ending for them: wow I miss my swtor ocs, too bad I don't play anymore :////// I wonder if they get happy endings ://///
Hey y’all I guess it’s that time again. You know, the time where I pop out of mostly lurking and stuff to give away something truly fabulous? Yes, that time.
What truly fabulous thing am I gonna give away this time around? Guesses? Okay no, nobody has time for that.
Aww yee, look at that sweet weapon. Okay, the bow is nice, too. Y’all are probably more interested in the bow than the plant of questionable morals, right?
So, yeah I’m gonna give away LEAF OF KUDZU (insert sparkly text there, use your imagination. It’s so bright you have to wear shades). You too have a chance at owning your very own snazzy plant bow by sitting around and reblogging or liking this post. Unfortunately, I don’t really have much else to offer this time around, but hey a pre is always good to keep in the bank.
I guess I need to make some rules for this, yeah?
One reblog and one like per blog. Nobody wants to see my purple, planty butthead all over their dash.
You do NOT have to be following me. It’s cool, I post sporadically and my stuff isn’t what everyone wants to look at all the time. If you are following me I’ll probably, I dunno, draw a bust of one of your characters or something. I’ll ask, if you’re game then I’m game.
The winner has 48 hours from the time of the drawing to respond, please have your ask box open so I can send a message!
This giveaway ends at 3PM (cst) on March 9th, 2018. After that I’ll do the drawing.
Good luck, y’all!