god bless deez nuts

memes and beans boys, memes and beans

[isthatatiktok]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

ok but he slick af wit i-

wait what

[moonkitty]

oh fuck hes here!

sans undertale!

[theonlythomasjefferson]

Lol what the fuck. That’s some guy from Simpsons or some crap. That’s not my kin. Also, it’s Sans the Skeleton from Undertale. Stop clogging up the Sans tag with this bullshit.

[moonkitty]

ok i thought this was a joke answer at first but then i looked at your blog and i literally want to die looking at it dude

[theonlythomasjefferson]

What makes you want to die? The fact I’m Thomas Jefferson and you never will be?

[quu]

hgggggshhhh fffffffffsddddddhhgggfffgggggggg

[moonkitty]

*touches the soil* something terrible happened here

[pissvortex]

OSHA is asleep post load-bearing tree

[wadey-wilson]

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

[wackd-archive]

he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Remembering the password is *useful*, rememebring the name of Goobers isn’t inherently so.

[wackd-archive]

fair

[itswalky]

the bit of animation where peter throws the monitor behind them as they run is basically my favorite thing

[zingoogniz]

he got that password by watching a mirrored reflection of her hands, through a grate in the ceiling.

[zingoogniz]

but still has to peck at the letters with single fingers

[silver-tongues-blog]

okay listen, theres a reason intelligence and wisdom are two different stats

[valtsv]

covered in blood for sexy reasons

[valtsv]

also i just got stabbed

[valtsv]

dont suppose theres anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in a exasperatedly fond tone of voice is there

[yame-sama]

This is super important

[weareallfatbats-deactivated2018]

I told you people newer anime just doesn’t hold up to the classics

[yomamapussystink]

follow your dreams

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

Holy shite

[cyrodiil-burns]

No he didn’t

[f1ukemeister24]

You won’t regret unmuting this.

[echo-five-whiskey]

OH my god

[deathtokillian]

[sonofashepherd12576]

This makes that so much funnier because it can be hard to laugh when someone could die

[operativesurprise]

I prefer the flying farmer routine but this is hilarious too

[probablybadrpgideas]

Build an atmosphere of dread by killing the PCs for no real reason. That’ll make them properly scared.

[slamb0ne]

This isn't a badrpgidea though The All Guardsmen Party did a fine job using that to make the point of 40k is dark. Not a very hard to make point but I think its nice ofem

[just-shower-thoughts]

Getting divorced and re-married is like starting a game over so you can go with the mage instead of the warrior.

[powerfulwizard]

MY WIFE LEAVING ME IS LIKE BIDEO GAME

[surfrock]

[vivaciousarcanist]

person: *makes a post that loosely resembles a plot point in homestuck* homestucks appearing in the notes of that post:

[cilantrocosmic]

HOW DO YOu EXPECT TO STOP ME WHEN I ALREADY EDITED THE PICTuRE.

[torviin]

hey Tez can you draw my furry fetish art for free? and make it super detailed? also i want to use it in a DND campaign

I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOUI KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU

[likeadragonpirateyakuzainhawaii]

Please? I’ll pay you in exposure Tezzie 

[torviin]

PISS

[papasmoke]

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

[papasmoke]

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

[papasmoke]

[valtsv]

oh, so when other people go outside it’s “good for their health” and “highly recommended”, it’s only when i do it that it’s a “containment breach” and a “high-level threat to public safety and security”, huh?

[hotvampireadjacent]

i wanted to changed my blog title to “let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin” but tumblr wouldn’t let me bc it was too long :(

[slamb0ne]

Tumblr=commies confirmed

[foulserpent]

haha noooo bro!!! dont sacrifice me in the Bass Pro Shop pyramid’s secret altar dude ahahaha!!!! 😭stopppppp dont let my blood mingle with the sports equipment omg….!! ahhhh youre getting it everywhere bro stoppppppppp! aaaaahhh i am the lamb of the apocalypse😳!!!!!  youre gonna awaken the deep one, dude!!!!!!! 😜

[dancing-cockroaches]

[slamb0ne]

Low tier

[lesbianshepard]

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

[zenosanalytic]

It wasn’t a curse; it was a Promise u_u