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@slamkattari-blog
i'm so fucking over it
they didnt listen, by the way. because of course they didnt. theyre hiding domo ai from the member list and forcing them into private and public servers. use
/ban user:1153984868804468756
to get rid of it.
if you're interested in the Colorful support post i made regarding this, its under the cut. i'm livid.
It’s always my favorite character
Chaotic duo / best friend energy!!!
⟢ "I need you to bail me out." - "Again?" - "...the number of times is not the point right now."
⟢ "I have a plan." - "Last time you had a plan I had to explain to three separate adults why we were on a roof." - "This is a different plan." - "Is it though."
⟢ "You're my best friend." - "You literally just said you hated me four minutes ago." - "Yeah and now I need a favor so."
⟢ "I would die for you." - "I just need you to return this library book."- "I would die for you." - "It's two weeks overdue." - "I would absolutely not do that."
⟢ "Nobody has to know." - "Seven people already know." - "Nobody important has to know." - "I'm important." - "Debatable."
⟢ "This is your fault." - "You made the decision." - "Based on your advice." - "I said and I quote 'that sounds like a terrible idea.'" - "In a very convincing tone!"
⟢ "I need you to pretend to be my partner for one evening." - "What do I get out of it." - "My eternal gratitude." - "I have that already." - "Fine, I'll buy you dinner." - "I want to be your fake partner so bad right now."
⟢ "You could've warned me." - "I did warn you." - "You said 'this might be mildly chaotic.'" - "And?" - "There were police involved." - "Mildly is subjective."
⟢ "I'm not saying it was a bad idea." - "It was a terrible idea." - "I'm not saying that." - "You're thinking it." - "So loud."
⟢ "We need a code word." - "For what." - "In case one of us needs to be rescued from a conversation." - "What's wrong with just leaving." - "SOCIAL ANXIETY, DEREK."
⟢ "Tell me honestly, on a scale of one to ten, how much trouble are we in." - "Eleven." "So a four, roughly." - "An eleven." - "I'm going to need you to lie to me right now."
⟢ "I can explain." - "Please don't." - "It's actually a funny story." - "I don't want to laugh right now I want to be angry." - "You're going to laugh." - "...okay but I'm still angry after."
⟢ "You're a bad influence." - "You love me." - "Genuinely against my will."
⟢ "I followed your advice." "- I have never given good advice in my life, why would you do that."
⟢ "We should do something productive today." - "We could." - "Yeah." - "...you wanna do literally anything else." - "So bad."
⟢ "This is fine." - "Nothing about this is fine." - "I'm choosing to believe it's fine." - "That's not how reality works." - "Watch me."
⟢ "Nobody panic." - "Why would we panic." - "No reason. Definitely no reason. How do you feel about light jogging."
⟢ "I googled it." - "You're not a doctor." - "I googled it very confidently." - "That's worse."
⟢ "Do you trust me?" - "Absolutely not." - "Perfect, follow me anyway."
⟢ "We are never doing this again." - "Agreed." - "I mean it this time." - "Same time next week?" - "Obviously."
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This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it
worst part of being the biggest fan of my own ocs is i have to come up with all the ship names. how am i supposed to know the optimal way to mash names together. whens the time for name mashing and whens the time for funny wordplay. i didnt go to school for this.
This tweet read me to filth
Artfight 2026
This year was very fun and i can see how well I've been doing since last year. While I didn't get everyone i wanted to, I'm still pleased with what I could get through. These are arranged by the time they took me (1 to 7 hours) to complete rather than when.
Imp - @sinnabee M - @thewordofm Kal - @bamsara Stig - @decayed-corpse Dusk w/Spurling - @ranchdiip Prologue/Epilogue - @vacantfields Lacille w/Spurling- @strawberryitzi
Honorable mention to the two non Artfight related attacks I did as I treated them as if official.
Artemis holding her favorite [REDACTED] - @cloudfriends Kai - @turtlewearingclothes
And finally, the one that took me 61 (documented) hours to finish as my chosen Big Challenge this year:
Artfight 2026
This year was very fun and i can see how well I've been doing since last year. While I didn't get everyone i wanted to, I'm still pleased with what I could get through. These are arranged by the time they took me (1 to 7 hours) to complete rather than when.
Imp - @sinnabee M - @thewordofm Kal - @bamsara Stig - @decayed-corpse Dusk w/Spurling - @ranchdiip Prologue/Epilogue - @vacantfields Lacille w/Spurling- @strawberryitzi
Honorable mention to the two non Artfight related attacks I did as I treated them as if official.
Artemis holding her favorite [REDACTED] - @cloudfriends Kai - @turtlewearingclothes
And finally, the one that took me 61 (documented) hours to finish as my chosen Big Challenge this year:
fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year
"Oh my god, that's fanart for my ship!" And its one of them killing the other so violently it may as well be gore
the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.
"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."
^what artistic growth feels like
Some more Artfights I've done! I have such a long list to go and under a week left, ough
In order: @bittysteam , @slamkattari-blog , @kinggalexy , @blu3tonguequinn , @taterhoots
*busts through your wall* I need... vod with my Spurling... pleeeaaasse
australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore
oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe
WHAT
A trend we predicted in 2016 continues.
US based but it’s similar reasons in other countries. and of course many companies have international locations. idk if that’s why it’s happening with sour patch kids but this is a thing
I cannot even explain how ANGRY I am at this.
My nephew is very allergic to eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame. Last year my sister discovered all hot dogs and hamburger buns now contain sesame. Not "may contain", but listed in the ingredients. This year basically every brand of sliced bread also now contains sesame, making it very difficult to find bread items he can eat.
They're just adding it to their products, so they can just list it as an ingredient and not bother with worrying about cross contamination. And they aren't even bothering with telling anyone. Capitalism is going to kill us all.
"Which brings us back to Kellogg’s. Back in 2016, the company found a way around the added burden and expense of complying with the FSMA: they simply began adding trace amounts of peanut flour to their cracker products. Doing so allowed them to list peanuts as an ingredient of the product, freeing them from having to prevent cross-contact.
At the time, Kellogg’s notified Food Allergy Research and Education (FARE) about the impending change and left it to them to warn the allergic community. In this case, Pearson’s didn’t even bother as near as we can tell."
I wonder if that’s part of the reason behind my seeing an upswing in products adding corn starch or corn flour to things that didn’t have those before? <- rhetorical question, because I’m certain that’s what’s going on.
If someone selfshipped with your OC*, would you be okay with it?
Yes 100%
Mostly yes, other than a few exceptions
Depends on the OC
Depends on the person
Only if they were my friend, I would be okay with it
Only if we have at least talked before, I would be okay with it
Depends on specific circumstances not listed in other options
No other than a few exceptions
Not at all
*Assume by OC, we mean an adult character that isn't your sona/isn't meant to be you.
I love a character raised to be a weapon as much as the next guy. But what really gets me is a character raised to be a shield. Who can’t fathom being needed—or even being wanted— beyond keeping others safe. Who believe they are alive only to insure someone doesn’t die. no matter the cost. Characters who self-sacrifice not because they think they deserve it, but because no one else does deserve it, and it’s their job to protect.
Characters who’ve been told that’s why your important. Your worth something because this other person/ thing is important, and you are here solely to keep them safe.
Bonus points if it’s not a legitimate job they’ve been given. Maybe at one point it was, but now that they are free from it, they haven’t given up that mentality. No one is forcing or asking them to do this, but they need to. They need to in order to be deserving.
Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.
The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.
Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.
The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets. Dunno about any subsequent runs.
I still think the 5-volume split was the best option. It’s a big damn story.
(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon. No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)
anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this
Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.
Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.
it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages
one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever
