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That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.
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boot up, Bitch
That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.
Most of the books on the Animorphs forum that has all the pdfs don’t have comments but book 13 does and its art
This Man Found A Wrestling Loophole And Now He’s Invincible
It’s like watching a raccoon try to eat a hermit crab.
To win both of your opponents shoulders need to be on the mat.
SO THAT EXPLAINS IT THANK YOU
Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..
i see no difference love is love 😘👍
ON THE FUCKED UP STARDEW VALLEY GRANDA BED????
Rwby Volume 1 + Cards Against Humanity
hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not
yeah i got it last time
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me: my wife? that old ball and chain?
my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*
this is my wife everyone be nice to her
Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife
well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life
This trend of liking stuff instead of reblogging it is going to kill this website.
Are those leaves on the ground or spilled Pringles?
“Toilette” is literally what it’s called in German...
No the German word for it is poopenfarten its literally in the german dictionary.
All the people who live in germany and are just trying to make the world understand that the call them wash closets or toilettes😅😂
If they call them "toilettes" then explain this?
I.... what
I am German and I have never in my life heard of that word what the fuck
Guys, I actually looked it up and it’s Bullshit lmao
We call them „Klo“ or „Toilette“
„Poopenfarten“ doesn’t even sound german
You're wrong its poopenfarten
This is what people mean when they say germans have no humor
Americans: If you come to America you gotta speak English
Also Americans: HAHA LET'S TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHER LANGUAGES.
You getting mad at americans isnt going to change the fact that the german word for toilet is poopenfarten
Shut the fuck up.
Its poopenfarten
1: That sounds like dutch. So good job on fucking that up
2: Take a hint and leave me alone if you wanna continue this defecation of my language you brain clogged snob.
Defecation of your language? Why would I defecate on your language? That's what the poopenfarten is for.
I took two years of German classes and i can confirm that the germanized version of "toilet" is, in fact, "poopenfarten".
NASA stands for Not Any Straights Allowed. none
How about we don’t be discriminatory to people based on their sexuality ??
good idea let’s start with gay people tho
You Might Be Asexual If:
(obligatory disclaimer: agreeing or disagreeing with one or more of these does not necessarily make you ace or NOT ace, your experience will vary!)
You’re not sure if you’ve ever felt sexual attraction.
You’re not even sure what ‘sexual attraction’ is vs. other types of attraction
You’ve ever had to just pick a person (celebrity or otherwise) that you had a ‘crush’ on in order to fit in with your peers (regardless of gender)
You’ve felt pressured to pursue relationships because “that’s just what everyone does”
You’ve felt pressured to kiss/touch/have sex with someone because “that’s just what everyone does”
Your peers being obsessed with sex makes you feel deeply uncomfortable or excluded
You’ve tried to mimic sex jokes or sexualized behaviors in order to fit in with your peers.
You’ve ever felt like “well, I guess must be bi/pan because my level of attraction towards everyone is the same” (and that sameness feeling isn’t actually, y’know, sexual attraction) (I’m just saying you’d be surprised how many aces start off identifying as bisexual or pansexual and then realize they are bi/pan ace or aro ace)
People having crushes/dating/having sex feels like a joke and you’re pretty sure everyone else is also faking or exaggerating their attractions (but then you realize they’re Not)
There are times when you suddenly remember that other people Fuck in real life, with Each Other, and it’s surreal as hell
The entire topic of sex is repulsive to you, or your just don’t understand why other people care about it so much.
You don’t understand people who complain if they go without sex for X days.
You don’t understand why people cheat (in real life or media), no matter how “hot” the person they cheated with is.
You’re fine thinking about sex as a vague concept, or even other people having sex (especially in fiction and/or on video) but when the topic of sex involves you personally, (or real life people) it’s a big nope.
Sexual jokes, innuendo, or flirting tends to go over your head often.
You have no interest or desire to masturbate and don’t get why other people do.
You enjoy masturbation but you’d be fine going without it.
You enjoy masturbation and can’t understand why some people claim that it isn’t “enough” for them vs having sex.
The idea of the “honeymoon night” (or other implied social sexual contracts, like a date expecting sex in return for dinner/being nice) fills you with dread.
The idea of having sex is strange or upsetting for you.
You enjoy sex but you’d be fine going without it.
You enjoy sex but can’t understand why some people seem addicted to it.
Sex is something you enjoy (or endure) moreso to have intimacy with your partner or because you want them to be pleased.
You’ve ever told someone you don’t want a relationship/don’t want to have sex, and they felt sorry for you or acted like you’re weird even though you’re perfectly happy.
Bonus:
You might be Grey Asexual if:
You’ve definitely felt sexual attraction (maybe) but it’s a rare occurrence
(Not to be confused with having a libido)
You might be Demisexual if:
You’ve definitely felt sexual attraction (maybe) but it was only after getting to know someone really well and only for that person (and even then, it might come and go at times)
If you find many of these things relatable, you might wanna look deeper into asexuality!
*- Please note that whether or not you have a libido is not a qualifying factor for whether or not you are ace. Some aces have zero desire or need to masturbate, for instance, others do masturbate. Some aces will even have sex to satisfy that drive. Feeling aroused is not the same as sexual attraction. This might sound confusing, but trust me it makes sense when you’re in this situation.
*- Also note that whether you have positive feelings towards sex (for other people or yourself), indifference to sex, or are triggered/repulsed by sex, also has no bearing on whether or not you are asexual. Allosexual people can also be positive, indifferent, or repulsed by sex, especially certain actions.
*- Ultimately, you are ace if you don’t experience sexual attraction, but since it’s a really freaking difficult task to recognize the absence of something you don’t even feel, this list might help some aces figure themselves out! ♥
(Feel free to add more! Aphobes and exclusionists, don’t interact)
sorry not sorry but I am always going to give people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to queer inclusion
Like if you say you’re bi but you’ve only dated people of the opposite gender? you’re bi as hell i don’t care.
If you tell me you’re trans but you haven’t transitioned yet or don’t want to undergo certain aspects of transitioning? you are trans! I’m gonna call you by the name and pronouns you tell me to use
what if someone looks feminine, is afab, and uses she/her pronouns but identifies as nonbinary? what if someone looks masculine, is amab, and uses he/him pronouns but identifies as nonbinary? both of those people are nonbinary because they said they are!
if you’re asexual or aromantic but you’re still hetero in the sense that you experience attraction of some sort to the opposite gender and that gender alone? you’re still a part of the community babe! Aros and aces have always been queer.
If you don’t know if you’re queer or not? you’re certainly welcome to be a part of our spaces while you figure it out!
if you don’t wanna use labels? dont! that’s it! never let anyone pressure you into labels if you’re not ready to define that part of yourself.
if you use labels/pronouns that are uncommon and/or perceived as strange? that’s your label! those are your pronouns! who am i to tell you you can’t use those words to describe yourself??
basically fuck all the debates about the nuances of this stuff. if you tell me you’re queer, you’re fucking queer. I have no right to start discourse with people about their own identities and neither does anyone else.
Let’s talk about the fabulous aromantics out there
TO MY ARO QPP: I love you you’re valid and spectacular thank you for loving me
FUCK YEAH GIVE ME MORE ARO POSITIVITY
Aros are amazing!!