Slayer's Sayings

#exhaustedsigh / "I love your Christ, but I hate your Christians" #1 thing about this blog: lots of reblogs at random intervals Primary blog of @fencing-anon because I can't figure out how to change it and/or tumblr be broken

[thulium]

[mysharona1987]

Happy Independence Day!

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Im still alive = passive

Im still kicking = engaged

Not dead yet = im gonna fight off the reaper with my bear hands because no one can stop me

[musamaka]

I use the phrase not dead yet constantly and that definitely describes my mood when I do

[memewhore]

[swearingcactus]

[drax-the-vampire-king]

I paid for that shit im gonna get my money’s worth

[bloodymaryteardrop]

*watching Grace be flirty with convict Simon*

Adrian: You’re being very quiet.

Rocky: You never plan a murder out loud, Adrian.

[yujateaandpi]

Having a lot of feelings about Ryland “you don’t even have a dog” Grace to beloved Uncle Grace pipeline.

[chrispypineappleburger]

Saw this and thought of sharing it because it is very beautiful

[the-haiku-bot]

Saw this and thought of

sharing it because it is

very beautiful

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[applabby]

THE CARDS ARE IN BRAILLE BTW…& Pretend rocky is in his little ball or whatever

Sorry i also got really lazy with the bg LMAO, thanks for all the likes & support :D my first time posting things on this account have been so fun

[niraves]

[drax-the-vampire-king]

No better feeling

[to-proudly-go]

They haven't talked about this particular idiom yet

[masao-micchi]

More species swap shenanigans

His ass is not listening 🙏

more of my PHM art here

[datura-45]

Exact context of this scene btw

[drax-the-vampire-king]

And just like real life the moment they realize you won't come in willingly they find a way to force you

[batshit-auspol]

In a 1996 by-election, one of the candidates for Australia's parliament changed his name to Steve Grim-Reaper so he wouldn't get mixed up with other candidates

[batshit-auspol]

Update: Thanks to some brilliant suggestions from you all, we have an even better contender - A man who ran in the 1998 federal election named 'Prime Minister John Piss the Family Court and Legal Aid' who received a whopping 183 votes for the party 'Abolish Child Support'. Sounds like a lovely guy.

Unfortunately for Mr Prime Minister Piss, this name change came back to haunt him after he was denied a passport a few years later due to the name. This led to this quite incredible entry into Australia's case law that is still frequently cited today:

Unfortunately for Pisso, the court ruled that the government was right to deny him a passport, on the grounds that the phrase "Prime Minister" might be considered by some to be offensive.

Australia went on to change the laws around name changes as a result of Mr PM JP, making him the first and last Prime Minister Piss we'll likely ever see on the ballot in our lifetimes, and democracy is all the poorer for it.

[batshit-auspol]

Honourable mention to this headline from a South African newspaper:

And this quote from Time magazine:

[potted-orchard]

There was more than one of them!

[batshit-auspol]

"BRUCE THE-FAMILY-COURT-REFUSES-MY-DAUGHTER'S-RIGHT-TO-KNOW-HER-FATHER"!!!!!

Truly one of the names of all time

[matrixdragon]

That is a name that answers every question about why he's not allowed contact with his daughter, I feel.

[acethememelorde]

HELLO???

[batshit-auspol]

How does this post keep getting weirder.

So we looked it up and yes, it was indeed the 'Dane' recording studio owner who attempted to stage a fascist uprising in Melbourne (of all places) in the 90s.

This was the last update we could find on him in the news, sounds like he's doing well for himself:

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

My cats baby photos: Arahabaki, but we call him Chibi for short (he's our second largest cat!)

He’s so cute!!!

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[slayer-1412]

ask and thou shall receive

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

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[yahenni]

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

C

[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[shark-tranny]

A

[irishfry]

THERES NO

[gamergal-ds]

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

UONG MAN

[lordhavemercyyyyy-deactivated20]

MOTHMAN

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

[visceralvermin]

[the-crab-demigod]

Meneaito 👏👏👏

[the-m-is-for-minor]

dadadada despacito

[walmart-the-official]

ra-ra-Rasputin

[the-principality-of-sealand]

ONLY 17.

[definitely-totally-croatia]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

[bisexual-airforce]

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!!!

[missouri-real]

GUYS HELP I THINK MY BOOMBOX IS BROKEN WHAT DO I DO?!?!?

[actual-aspec-military]

H-O-T-T-O-G-O–

[breadbut3d]

PINK PONY CLUB!!

[karahkat]

BUT I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

[dalek-empire-offical]

-IF I COULD BE SOMETHING WHAT YOU THINK OF ME I COULD DO ABOUT ANYTHING I COULD EVEN LEARN HOW TO-

[doomedyaoioffical]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[homosexuality-offical]

IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER

[a-random-ufo]

I’M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE

[gunship-official]

WELCOME TO A NEW KIND OF TENSION

[no-one-offical]

HEY BABY WONT YOU LOOK MY WAY I COULD BE YOUR NEW ADDICTIONN @profain-offical

[profain-offical]

Hey baby‚ what you gotta say?

all you’re giving me is fiction

[no-one-offical]

I’m a sorryy sucker and it happens all the time I found out that everybody talks everybody talks, everybody talks too much

[profain-offical]

IT STARTED WITH A WHISPERRRRRR

[no-one-offical]

AND THAT WAS WHEN I KISSED HIMM

[profain-offical]

AND THEN MADE MY LIPS HUUURT

[no-one-offical]

I COULD HEAR THE CHIT-CHATT

[profain-offical]

TAKE ME TO YOUR LOVE SHACK~

[no-one-offical]

MAMA’S ALWAYS GOTTA BACKTRACKK

[profain-offical]

WHEN EVERYBODY TALKS BACK

[no-one-offical]

HEY HONEY YOU COULD BE MY DRUGG YOU COULD BE MY NEW PRESCRIPTION

[profain-offical]

Too much could be an overdose‚ All this trash talk got my itchin’

[no-one-offical]

Oh, my, my shii- Everybody talks,

everybody talks

Everybody talks, toooo much

[profain-offical]

IT STARTED WITH A WHISPERRRRR

[no-one-offical]

AND THAT WAS WHEN I KISSED HIMMM

[profain-offical]

AND THEN HE MADE MY LIPS HUUUUUURT

[no-one-offical]

I COULD HEAR A CHIT-CHATT

[no-one-offical]

‎

[trixthemagemain]

I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY

[gracehasaspacesuitquestion]

I’VE BEEN A PUPPET, A PAUPER, A PIRATE, A POET A PAWN, AND A KING

[trixthemagemain]

I WANNA FEEL THAT HEAT WITH SOMEBODY

[hamkittens]

DO YOU REMEMBER

THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER-

[trixthemagemain]

YEAH, I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY

[thisisallcameronsfault]

Maybe its something just a little bit a little bit maybe its something just a little bit its all about ascen-

[trixthemagemain]

With somebody who loves me <3

[wellcome-to-chaos]

So oooooooooooo baby just give me my ticket to hell

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Hit me baby one more time

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[drax-the-vampire-king]