My Thoughts

He/Him 22 yr

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[aj-living-life]

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

[aj-living-life]

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

[inprnt]

“Ominous Glow” by gemma correll on INPRNT

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[gutsygills]

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

[tobiasdrake]

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

[the-missing-number]

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

[the-haiku-bot]

food doesn’t actually

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sleep-deprived-weasel]

Studying for the civic literacy test and have to use a book providing the most sanitized version of American history

[sleep-deprived-weasel]

Lemme tell you… when I binge a really good WEBTOON… I go absolutely feral and completely lose it when I see the number of episodes left for me to read decreasing

[avatarofthetired]

My shaylas they deserve all of the happiness ever

[sleep-deprived-weasel]

Iris and Lilium would absolutely be post-apocalyptic besties with Slade and Calico, and no I will not elaborate…

[sleep-deprived-weasel]

It’s pride month, and I’m a queer Poli Sci nerd; therefore, I am reminding everyone that congress is a bisexual legislature 🏳️‍🌈

[ameliapodcast]

New year new me

*fakes death and comes back as [REDACTED]*

[strewbi]

the speed with which Amelia goes from “the work you do faking deaths is sick, I don’t understand it, and I want no part of it,” to “I need to traumatize a milf pilot with my violently fabricated death for the crime of teaching me to fly and being attractive” is light speed.

[lgbtqiatext]

[angry-eevee]

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

[galren]

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

[computationalcalculator]

[sleep-deprived-weasel]

Is anybody else just super annoyed and irritated by all their friends???

[wrillr]

some webtoons :] (nothing else, faroff, my missing oscar, osora)

[sleep-deprived-weasel]

May I just say the sound design and sfx of Midnight Burger are neat and dear to my heart.

[james-spooky]

i hate what podcast has become synonymous with because please i’m not listening to alpha male gym bros deny climate change i’m listening to my gay blorbos go through the horrors there’s a big difference