Dumb of Ass

i like sheep :)

[askoverkill]

Take a step closer.

[Overkill is made by Pedro and Sam]

transcript below:

Horror post! Scroll past if you can't handle horror / blood!

GET BACK! I SAID GET BACK! OR I'LL-

What? Kill me?

Y-Yeah! I'll kill you!

You haven't done that yet. It's because you need to fulfil this deal, don't you?

(You step closer.)

Hey my little tulips! Does anyone want to go gardening with me?

D-don't you d-dare t-t-touch me.

(You lift your dagger.)

<Fast Forward>

(...That was quick.) (It felt like it happened in an instant.)

(Ha... hahahahaa...)

W-w-why m-mm-mmy ear......?

An ear of corn! Hehe!

I meant for your eye, but you already lost that, so I made due~!

[askoverkill]

Is that what you think?

[Overkill is made by Pedro and Sam]

transcript below:

Is THAT what you think? No. You're going to cancel this deal and suffer the punishment.

That's stupid. Where do you get off thinking you can- That doesn't-!!!

I thought you were the Director. I thought you could "do anything".

This isn't a GAME, Tragedy. This is a Wishcraft made deal, not an extension of my broken wish. I LITERALLY cannot cancel it!

Fine then. You pay for it then.

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!!

We're all Siffrins.

You're not allowed to say that.

The deal was that a "Siffrin" has to pay -otherwise I wouldn't be able to take dusk's place, right?

Wh-what makes you think I'll agree to pay, huh?

Shouldn't you be paying?! YOU'RE the TRAGEDY! I'm the COMEDY!

AHAHAH! HAHAHA!

Then why am I the one laughing, "TRAGEDY"?

...Y-You stay away from me, you sicko.

[askoverkill]

(Dawn do NOT make a deal with them!!!)

[Overkill is made by Pedro and Sam]

transcript below:

I'm not here for either of that.

Heh... so what? Did you just want a front row seat for your "dusk's" mutilation? That's so romantic, you freak!

(You grit your teeth.) I'm not here to pay.

Hehehe.

I'm here to make YOU pay.

...

Heh... no, see, you're mistaken.

I'M the Director! Not you.

[lesbianshepard]

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

[starlightomatic]

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

[starlightomatic]

this is about google’s ai overview

[finnglas]

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

[wyrmwould-star]

a well written story has no one correct interpretation

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[askoverkill]

[Overkill is made by Pedro and Sam]

transcript below:

(Dusk digs themselves into you.) (You sigh, letting him close in.)

I'll do it for you. I don't mind. It's fine.

It's... not fine, dusk...

I love you so much.

I don't want you to love me if it's like this.

I can't help it. I love you, I love you, I love you.

(They say it like it's a prayer.) (As if he stops, he'll lose you.)

(Which makes what you're about to do cruel.)

Dusk... you've... ruined my trust in you...

(They stop mid prayer.) (It seems you made him speechless.)

But I won't betray your trust. I'm going to fix this, and I'll be back. Okay?

No, I'm faster than you. I won't let you do it.

Since when has speed mattered in here?

(You stand up.) (Your party becomes alert, catching up behind you.)

Director, I know you're there. I'll go instead. Take me.

Ah-? Siffrin, the Director isn't here-

(Blink.)

SPLURT!

(GHh!!!)

(A bad bleed, you should've expected that!) (You knew the garden was placed lower, stupid!)

(Whatever.) (Mirabelle was right. The Director is over HERE.)

Hehehe, hey Tragedy~!

Here to make a deal? Or how about a payment?

[json-derulo]

having the Aviation Accident Investigations Autism™️ has actually done wonders for the way I process and respond to my own fuck-ups

[json-derulo]

And I don't just mean "oh, my little work mistake is actually nothing compared to a fiery crash that kills people," either. The reason commercial flight is so many orders of magnitude safer than any other form of transportation is because after every accident and incident, an independent regulatory body investigated it with the express goal of figuring out exactly what happened, why, and how to prevent the same thing from ever happening again—not to root out which person deserved the blame or the liability.

It's a simple, shockingly effective idea. It's also worlds away from how most people approach their own mistakes and the mistakes of others.

[json-derulo]

Because it’s never just one person’s fault. And even when it is, it still isn’t. 

The sharpest, best-trained pilots make worse decisions when they're tired or sick or stressed out, so there's two of them. The most dedicated and experienced air traffic controllers garble an instruction over the radio sometimes, so pilots are trained to always repeat clearances back to catch misunderstandings quickly. The best and brightest maintenance mechanic still overlooks a screw or misconnects a wire once or twice in her career, so aircraft systems are built with two or three or four layers of redundancy, and pilots are exhaustively trained to deal with failures safely. 

Everyone eventually has a bad day. Every component breaks down. Every computer gets a bad a Windows update and spirals into a reboot doom loop. If it’s possible for one person’s mistake to domino into a mushroom cloud of a fuckup, then that task is too critical to be one person's sole responsibility. The accident sequence starts with the design of the system—so how do you improve the system to keep it from happening again?

[json-derulo]

oh yeah. The “modern commercial aviation is the safest form of transport” thing only applies to planes, btw. A helicopter is a beautiful metal horse that wants to break its legs and die so so so badly

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[incendavery]

DONT ask why corvid isnt wearing a shirt bc the answer is embarrassing. (i forgor to draw it)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[officialspec]

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

[officialspec]

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

[shinraalpha]

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

[aristotlewritesagain]

@squidong A+ tags

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[cognitohazardous]

[featherk1ss]

i love pizzapants thank you toby fox for giving me 10 year old fuel

[charliebot-art]

“DAMNIT!!”