This is my intro, I love trees, avocados, and cheese.. #Post..
anyways..
- . ห ๏ฝฅ MY DNI.. which is really easy to pass..
+42yrs, and like super mean people..
- . ห ๏ฝฅ ABOUT ME!/!1!
iโm Melii!! (Although i do go by multiple other names such as, Caleb, Lukas, and Faye!)
i go by any pronouns, i am taken, i love listening to people and their interests - i love games like Fran bow, niche, the forest, cult of the lamb, and cookie run (mahaha!), i also love watching people play games! - i am an ESFP, very loud as expected - i love drawing with people and doing collabs!
- . ห ๏ฝฅ WARNINGS FOR YOU!!
i will start to baby you if i enjoy being around you (itโs my love language..), i struggle with understanding when people are upset, i mimic behaviors often, my spelling is horrible, iโm easily influenced and i will wish to join every fandom youโre in.. gulp..
- . ห ๏ฝฅ#SoSeriousOhMeGe
i donโt like milk.. does anyone ever actually read intros?
I think the thing that frustrates me the most is that people are so quick to give Vrel the benefit of the doubt, as if hes some hapless bystander and not the main creator of the game, regularly going out of his way to protect Puri. Hes literally friends with the guy.
Vrel has been and probably will always be Puris spineless enabler. "why isnt Vrel doing anything?" Because he doesnt care, next question.
Theyre literally pulling a good cop, bad cop routine and whats even more embarrassing is that it works. I see soooo many people take both his and puris statements at face value, or feeling bad for the guy. This isnt some: you kick Puri out and everything will be sunshine and rainbows situation - it never is. We wouldnt have this problem to begin with otherwise.
Vrel repeatedly going "dont be mean to puri" was enough to show me that this guy ainโt shit. didnโt think he was shit the first time I played the game (10% skin color slider being the default. More blonde hair shades than brown, no black or dark brown eyes, the weird skin color options, barely any kinky/curly hair) but that has solidified further with every new instance of rancid bullshit he lets slide.
You seriously think Vrel isnt aware of Puri dropping the N-word, slurs and other racist or homophobic shit in a public server??? (Which has been conveniently scrubbed clean of the multiple instances where Puri threw around the n-word. how curious)
Puri has openly been racist, transphobic and homophobic and (and god knows what else. This guy seems to pride himself on collectiong bigotry flavors like pokemon. Not surprising considering hes literally named PurityGuy) is now openly dabbling in neo-nazi sentiments and holocaust denial.
This has always been going on and will continue to go on because Vrel doesnt care.
Vrel and the mods in general have repeatedly decided to not take a stance on things, which is statement enough. Hands them this:
Hell, people seem to have already forgotten the IDF Soldier and Israel thing that happened a few months back.
Anways, heres some screenshots i could find. knock yourself out, feel free to add your own on if youd like.
Major triggerwarnings for all around bigotry. You have it all. (apologies i kinda thought most people were already aware)
Itโs a ๐ game thatโs based on transphobic, sexist, and racist views, and also like Rะฐะฐัist mindsets yet people are surprised when the creators are bad people??
You willingly stepped into this, are you all genuinely this slow?? Have you never played the game because itโs so obvious?
NEED TO SHARE THIS HERE... A few days ago Korean cookie run fandom was buzzing because 3 chs of an official cookie run webtoon had been uploaded... the pages have since been taken down (there's speculation that they might've been released too early by mistake??) BUT someone archived them so they can still be read!! And I did a (rough) english translation of all 3 chapters!!! (it was fun๐ฅบ pls enjoy)
(Link to Ch 1) (Link to Ch 2) (Link to Ch 3)
CH 1:
note: Roguefort cookie's name in Korean(๊ดด๋๋ง ์ฟ ํค) is literally Phantom Thief(mysterious thief) flavor Cookie, and this ๊ดด๋ is the same thing Kaito Kid from Detective Conan is called (๊ดด๋ ํค๋)
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huhuhu...
(clink/jangle)
๐ถ:Yep, I really am a genius.
๐ถ: uhaha! instead of robbing a bank, it's much faster and easier to just rob bank-robbers, ya know~!
๐ถ:With this, my bounty will go up another level...
(chattering)
๐ถ: what, what's going on? (suddenly)
Reporter: As for Roguefort cookie's previously announced target, a 60 carat Yellow Diamond:
This jewel has been passed down from the Golden Cheese Kingdom for generations, and is said to be a symbol of good fortune, bringing(lit: wishing for) prosperity and longevity to the nation.
๐ถ: (Hmm, that's a puny gem.)
The jewel's owner adds that they will compensate the cookie who captures Roguefort Cookie, a payment of 1,000,000 coins as a reward to whoever captures this phantom thief...
(jolt)๐ถ: (A million coins?!)
๐ถ: (Then Roguefort cookie's bounty is higher than mine, isn't it!!) (1000000 vs 700000)
๐ถ: (THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE!!)
๐ถ: (I'll have the pride of a thief and steal it first!!)
(Title:) Who is the best thief?
Ep 1: Who is the best thief?
-That night
(footsteps)
๐ถ: WAIT, YOU THERE! (suddenly)
๐ถ: I heard the yellow diamond was at this mansion. Know where it is?
butler: (EEP) ch, chili pepper cookie?!
butler: This is a very tightly guarded place, How in the world did you get in?
๐ถ: Psh, this is mere child's play to me. (lit: chewing gum)
butler: I'm calling the guards/security.
๐ถ: ......
๐ถ: What are you doing? Roguefort Cookie. (pause)
Roguefort๐ง: A sloppy disguise, I suppose.
Roguefort๐ง: ...How did you know?
๐ถ: A thief's intuition?
๐ง: Haha... how interesting.
To think you'd see through my disguise. (riiip)
๐ง: Then I guess you're also aware that I have the jewel with me.
๐ถ: WHAT?!
๐ถ: HAND IT OVER RIGHT NOW!
GHH! (whish) (whish)
๐ง: I wonder if you can catch me?
I am the best phantom thief who has never been caught to this day, after all~ ^^
๐ถ: Don't make me laugh, I'M the best!!
๐ง: (heh) If so...
๐ง: How about we admit that the cookie who steals this jewel is the best thief? (sparkle)
๐ถ: Heh, think I won't be able to snatch it from ya?
๐ถ: You'll end up regretting this.
๐ง: We shall see.
WAIT!
!!! (pause)
(๐ถ) You?! Cheesecake Cookie?!
๐ถ: This place is your mansion too?;; (Just how many mansions do you have?!)
๐ง: How did you know we were here?
Cheesecake๐ง๐ฐ: With all this terrible noise you've been making, wouldn't it be weirder to not know~?
Cheesecake๐ง๐ฐ: Apparently, it seems like you want to distinguish who is the best thief between you, but...
๐ง๐ฐ: Haven't you two already stolen all the decent treasures anyway?
Try stealing something a bit more difficult~
๐ถ&๐ง: more difficult?
(grin) ๐ง๐ฐThat's right. If you're a real thief...
๐ง๐ฐ: How about trying to steal someone's heart?
๐ถ&๐ง: !!!
(end of ch1)
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LINK TO CH 2:
CH2:
cheesecake๐ง๐ฐ: How about trying to steal someone's heart?
๐ถ: someone's... whuh?
RF๐ง: Heart. someone's heart.
๐ถ: What's so great about stealing someone's heart?
๐ง๐ฐ: Stealing something tangible is too easy~
Why, don't think you can do it?
(frantically/fiercely) ๐ถ: WHADDYA MEAN!!
๐ง๐ฐ: And you, Roguefort?^^
RF๐ง: (Heh) ...Seems like it'll be interesting. Though stealing someone's heart is also too easy for me...
๐ง๐ฐ: huhu~ Good, good!
๐ง๐ฐ: Then make sure both of you come back here at the same time again tomorrow!
I'll explain the details then~
(slide)
๐ถ: ...an invitation to a ball?
(creak/screech/squeal)
(footsteps)
๐ถ: (Where's Cheesecake?)
๐ง๐ฐ: Oh my~ Welcome, Chili!
๐ถ: What about Roguefort?
๐ง๐ฐ: Roguefort already arrived first and got started~ (hoho~)
๐ถ: WHAT?!
๐ถ: They beat me to it?! I gotta start quickly too, who's my target!?
๐ง๐ฐ: Wait, before that- (snap)
๐ง๐ฐ: Let's get you changed first!
๐ถ: GUH? (grab)
๐ง๐ฐ: Take her to the dressing room~ (what is that state you're in?)
๐ถ: WHAT THE, LET ME GO-!!
(thump, crash)
UWAAAGH!!!
(title: Who is the best thief?)
๐ถ:Ugh...!
๐ถ: What the hell is this!
๐ถ: guaah!! This dress is too stuffy/suffocating!! (creak creak)
๐ง๐ฐ: Oh my, is that so?
๐ง๐ฐ: Hold on-- Now where would my new Chocolatรฉ Collection be... (toss toss)
๐ถ: ...By the way
What are you two doing here?
๐ฅ: A part time job!
๐ฅ: I have to buy Dark Choco-nim's goods, you see~ (hehe!)
๐ช: They released new protein, so I need money! (flex)
๐ถ: Ah...
๐ง๐ฐ: Chili! Try this on~
๐ถ: Phew, I think I can live now~!
๐ง๐ฐ: It suits you well~
๐ง๐ฐ: Here, take this.
๐ถ: What's this? ??
๐ถ: A mask?
๐ง๐ฐ: Tonight is a masquerade ball, you see.
๐ง๐ฐ: Your target is wearing a cat mask.
Between the two of you, the cookie who wins their favor first will win.
๐ถ: How would we prove that we won their favor?
๐ง๐ฐ: You just have to receive and bring back one of their things as proof/indication of winning. (You musn't steal it!)
๐ง๐ฐ: I already told Roguefort the same thing, so you should probably get going right away?
๐ถ: (WHAT?!) YOU SHOULD'VE SAID THAT EARLIER!
๐ถ: (A cat mask she said... where in the world are you?)
๐ฎiii: Can't I hold that for a sec?
๐ง: No.
๐ฎiii: just once~!
๐ง: No-!!!
๐ถ: Excuse me...
๐ถ: By any chance, have you seen a cookie wearing a cat mask around here?
๐: ! (gasp)
๐: Huh? Uh...
I, I... (th, that...)
๐: I-I saw someone that way... (blush~) (note: speaking formally)
๐ถ: (whish) Ah, thanks!
๐: ๐ณ.....
๐ฎiii: trade with meee~!
๐ง: I said no!!
๐ถ: ! (Over there!!!)
(loud footsteps)
RF๐ง: ...So as I was saying...
๐ถ: Hi! Nice to meet you! (whack!) (shove)
๐ถ: For you to play dirty and go first...
(bzzzt)
(LET'S SEE WHO EMERGES THE WINNER!!!)
๐ฑ:?
(/ch 2 end)
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LINK TO CH 3:
CH3:
๐ถ: ghh...
๐ถ: (I butted in all confidently but...)
(awkward) ๐ถ: (what the heck should I say?)
๐ง: The moon is flying unusually high tonight... It must be because she is jealous of your beauty.
๐ฑ: Oh my! ๐ถ(dripping down)
๐ถ: (Are they crazy?) (I can't say something cringey like that!!)
๐ฎ: 'scuse me!
๐ถ: Huh?
๐ฎ: She said she's got something to say to you!
๐: U-um, well...
๐: I-if it's okay with you... May I have this dance? (lit: will you dance 1 song with me?) (note: speaking very formally)
๐ถ: No, I...
๐ฑ: My, you musn't refuse an invitation to dance, you know.
Please go on ahead! (lit: go and come back)
(zoned out)
๐ถ: (Dammit, I can't just leave Roguefort alone like this though-!!)
๐ถ: At this rate, I'm gonna lose..!
๐: U-um, excuse me, by any chance...
๐: Could it be that you didn't want to dance, but reluctantly agreed and forced yourself to for my sake...? (lit: ...pointlessly because of me, reluctantly came out)
๐ถ: Ah, it's not like that
๐ถ: To be honest, I don't really know how to dance. Today is my first ball, ya see.
๐: I-is that so?!
๐: Wh-what should we do, It's my first too tho...
๐: I'm so sorry for making things troublesome for you...! (dashing off)
๐ถ: W-WAIT!
๐ถ: Are balls such a big deal? We just have to move to the beat, right?
๐: B-but...
๐ถ: Look! Those guys are all enjoying themselves dancing, aren't they!
(๐ฎ: You really can't dance!! (stomp stomp) )
๐: Ah...
๐ถ: Let's just enjoy ourselves as well!
๐: ...Okay!
(Wheee~) (/giggle)
๐ฑ: ......
๐ง: Pardon me,
๐ง: The lobby is rather chaotic, so it seems like dancing might be difficult... shall we move to a quieter place?
๐ฑ: Yes, sounds good. (footsteps)
๐: Whew~
๐: I had fun, thank you so much!
๐ถ: Me too! (hahaha)
๐ถ: (Gasp) (This isn't the time for that!)
๐ถ: I totally forgot I was in the middle of a bet. I have to quickly go back to stealing hearts... (whish whish) Where the heck did they go?
๐ถ: Hey, have you guys seen Roguefort Cookie?
๐ฅ: Roguefort Cookie..?
๐ฅ: Ah, I have!
๐ฅ: I saw them go out to the garden a little while ago.
๐ถ: The garden?
(dashing footsteps)
๐ฅ: Roguefort Cookie came to tonight's ball? They're not trying to steal something, by any chance...? (That was Chili Pepper Cookie just now, right?)
๐ฅ: Ah, I heard they're doing a bet with Chili Pepper Cookie.
๐ฅ: I encountered them while I was changing clothes... they really did disguise themself perfectly!
I was absolutely SEETHING WITH RAGE when I was watching Vox do to Angel Dust what Valentino has done to him for so long, and one little detail that makes this him that much more vile and reprehensible is how Vox goes out of his way to match the mannerisms and methods of Angel's abuser.
Vox calling Angel a "stubborn fucking whore" isn't just a random insult; it's done with the intent of replicating the emotional abuse that Val routinely puts Angel through (in addition to the physical abuse), because I don't doubt for a moment that Val says this to Angel himself.
It shouldn't be any surprise at all because his powers, his relationship with Val, and his co-ownership of Angel's soul give him everything he needs to know about Angel's vulnerabilities, so he knows how to break him down and tighten his control over him, especially because he's been studying how his partner does it.
So yeah, if you need me, I'll be right over there in the Vox hatedom.
