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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
we're not kids anymore.
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occasionally subtle
YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Andulka
Love Begins
JBB: An Artblog!
Sade Olutola
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cherry valley forever
todays bird
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Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@sleepylavenderrr
is the willem dafoe fish sexy
yes, he is sexy
he is kind of sexy for a fish
no, he is not sexy
is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"
yes, he is fish sexy
he is fish sexy for a human
no, he is not fish sexy
*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil
...𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔰𝔬 𝔰𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔩𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔴𝔞𝔶 🥀
Behold, my piece for the “Dark Fairies” Anthology by @butchfairyzine! So proud of this piece and to have worked on this project! 🧚♂️
I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
retrieval team for objects in the backseat
custodian of the parking garage tickets
"All clear my way"
en-route dining concierge
announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
Don't forget the Tommy Gun
You should never forget the Tommy Gun
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i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me
Well those are allllmost done
question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway
There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage
question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths
They're actually a really dark purple
question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage
Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em
question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths
The heart wants what the heart wants
this reads like a muppet sketch
see? See!??!
You're not wrong
This post is less than six months old.
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they look like the boxes people paint to look like bookshelf's or something to work as set props for black box shows am i the only one who thinks that?
We as the TMA fandom have so many amazing ship names like "DoorKeay" "Dyhard" "What The Girlfriends" and "Terminal Velocity" and we still use Jmart.. Which would be fine if "CloudyVision" "EyesTea" "Teaholding" and EVEN "LonelyEyes" if you were to give the old men the name "Eye Eye Captain" (seaweed is also an honourable mention) didn't exist.
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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“omg you’re just blogging for attention”
and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
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are those my only options
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
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I’ve had enough
I would just love if there were an official silly sign right h-
*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
WAIT IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE THINK IVE BEEN SAYING???? NO NO I AM TALKING TO MY LOYAL FOLLOWING NOT A ROBOT
I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!
Skill issue. Tumblr has increased my power 100 fold.
