Chillin idk @sleepylittlesloth - Tumblr Blog

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

hooray4skeleton

m-l-rio

The good plot twists aren't the ones that are wild left turns out of nowhere, they're the ones that make all the other little things that didn't quite add up before suddenly click

doomhamster

...or all the things that SEEMED to add up before suddenly mean something very different, like a picture breaking up and resolving into something else.

bedupolker

I loooooove getting rejected. People should reject more. It's the "maybes" and ghosting that's just like too much. A firm but polite "no" is infinitely more respectful of everyone's time and feelings. Can we just do that?

bedupolker

You guys know this is a pretty normal human want and not a special accomdation to be saved for people with autism right?

sleepylittlesloth

I feel so bad for being the one on the other end here, I literally have no idea how I feel emotionally, so I've begun adopting "If i'm not sure, then it's a no." And that simple motto has made my conscience infinitely lighter

patrocles

maggierobots

That's it. That's the dream. I'm almost mad that that's the dream.

fuckyeahsnackables

That's half the dream. The other half is being fairie fucking godmother to everyone on the planet.

See, I had 100k for a hot minute. Doesn't matter why. But for nearly a calendar year, I picked up the tab every chance I got, i lavished people with gifts, I took a friend to Greece, I paid for healthcare for myself and a few other people, for lawyers to help someone get out of an abusive marriage, Christmas presents for a single mom of 3.

It felt incredible. Just to take away the worry and say, "I've got you." Instacart groceries to a grieving friend of a friend across town. Pay the unexpected car repairs. Gift a young artist a yearlong subscription to Procreate.

That's why I'll never understand billionaires. If you could fix it, if money could actually make even one life better, why would you not do it? Even just for the kick? Hell, i don't care if it feeds your ego. Be Tony Stark, be Superman, idgaf. When you'll never be able to spend all that you have, even if you some up every damn day like it was your job, if you could end world hunger six times over for the price of a social media company, why wouldn't you just DO IT?

I don't have a coherent conclusion to this, except that if I ever meet Jeff Bezos, I'll beat him to death with my bare fists.

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[Image ID: Tweet from First generation home renter (@/ InternetHippo) reading: In my wildest "I'm rich" fantasies I'm still doing all the same stuff as now, I'm just more relaxed. I don't even have a new car /End ID]

strawberrylovely

i actually do think it’s anti-feminist to be fatphobic and yes i do mean that

callmebliss

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

macleod

I've seen this passed around a few times, and I have one thing to say:

It's online. The book was carefully and wonderfully recreated online by hand. You can find it here. The entire book is this easy.

calculusmadeeasy.org

callmebliss

TIL the highest honor is to be consigned to the processing vortex

grox

Tumblr has the man hating feminist red haired sjw website reputation and you can't even say homestuck is racist anymore

grox

You can't evensay I hate men anymore

sleepylittlesloth

Homestuck....*smokes cig* I haven't heard that word in ages.....

moringmark

runcibility

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

quadriviummuse

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

unyieldingsilence

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fairycosmos

one day i will snap out of it im sure

fairycosmos

hungwy

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

how-not-to-human

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

duchesspeggy

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

shepardoftheearth

that’s how fucked up our world is now

sleepylittlesloth

I was born in 2000 and I'm graduating university after 8 years of being deep in the trenches. Alas everything comes back again and I am going home.

Sometimes, I feel like there's a huge sign on my forehead saying abuse me abuse me abuse me

I hate it and I want it to go away

but I feel like that's how people should treat me because (though I know I dont) I deserve it, and I am riddled with the shame of existing.

succubusboyfriend

so i’ve eliminated my phone from the “staying up all night” equation by getting an alarm clock and charging said phone in another room, but this resulted in a second, secret problem of staying up too late drawing because i still had my tablet. i don’t wanna move my tablet to another room as well because i like having a little bit of drawing time before bed so for about a week i was like….. oh i’ll just force myself off at the correct time eventually. one of these days that will happen.

but last night realized i'm never gonna just gain the willpower to curb my bad habits at random, that’s the entire reason i took the phone out of the room, so i just. set my tablet to turn completely greyscale from 12:30am to 8am to prevent me from staying up all night drawing. and guess who actually fucking went to bed the second his tablet turned grey.

succubusboyfriend

moral of the story and a lesson i think everyone can take from this is don’t expect yourself to just get over your bad habits through sheer force of will. it won’t fucking happen. instead make them as annoying as possible to continue. make them completely unsatisfying. sabotage your bad habits.