[slf142]

It's been over a year since I've been on here. I think I stopped because I was in a good place and no longer felt the need. I was doing great at work, have great friends, and got an amazing boyfriend who wanted to spend time with me and do everything I like. I loved my life, I loved him more than anything though. Well as of yesterday, Easter Sunday, he decided we needed a break. My heart sank. He said last Tuesday he needed time to think about things so I gave him time and was so stressed I have barely been able to eat more than half a meal a day. I feel so sick. I love him so much and just want to work this out with him. I thought relationships work best when you're friends first then date and fall in love. I guess I was wrong. I hope we can work through this and be together again. I felt so safe and happy and honestly complete with him. I thought he felt the same.....

[slf142]

Got wrote up for talking back to my manager all last night. Place was dead and none of my customers needed anything and we're not allowed to stand in the back so I was on the floor staring into space playing with my hair and got yelled at for pouting. Like I wasn't pouting, I was just bored because he refused to send me home because he was being a petty manager. I don't treat managers with respect when they don't act like a manager every day. If you want me to respect and treat you properly don't decide which days you feel like being a manager and which days you don't because I won't know which days to treat him like a manager and which days not to. Simple as that. My sister says I can get fired for not respecting him, but I'm pretty sure you can't fire someone just because they call you out on your shit. I like this job, not gonna lie, but I don't deal with managers who don't deserve to be managers.

[slf142]

Gotta urinate. Drunk. I'm tampa. With friends. Idk where I am. But close to. Homr5

[ilsoleelaltrestelle]

Because no other girl in the world compares to you.

Cappie (Greek)

[daniiiie-96-deactivated20160817]

[diamondguls]

GREEN BOY

WONDERFUL MOSSY LOOKING BOY

[staraptor]

[monistarz]

@druzys

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”

[holywaterbucketchallenge]

This is wonderful

[slf142]

Got super shwasted last night with the sister's and I ended up texting Justin to ask him if he wanted a quick lay. Well he got to my place and we had like 2 hr car sex, went back to his place and had more sex for like another hour, woke up like 1pm and had morning sex, then had mind blowing sex like 2 be after morning sex. Too bad his dumb ass got super baked and played video games with his roommate for an hour or else I could have had a quickie before I had to leave for work. Either way the sex was A++++👌👌👏👏

[slf142]

Decided to do blow for the first time Tonight with the 3 most trustworthy people I know. It felt so amazing. I'm livid. I was happy and wanted to smile and jump like a bunny. I feel so good. I should never do it again, but this feeling is so....just ahhhhh. I'm happy and Idk why. It's so nice. Coke is amazing. Never do it. I'm in a fucked stage where anything can happen. My line was so small and shit quality, but it was sooo soooooooo good! I want a million more. I could probably eat an actual alive cow like sushi right now I don't care what happens. Aimee, Jack (j), and Justin are the 3 I trust. I could go on for days.

[slf142]

Two of my regulars today tried to get me to share his cigarette with him and the other to share his fries, which I couldn't because on the clock. Then one of my buddies from work was there with his brother and they kept trying to make me drink some of their beer. Like totally had a fun night at work because the regulars are awesome, but I made like no money. Also realized tonight I think J is basically my closest friend next to his girlfriend. Also I still have strong feelings for Justin I can't seem to get over. Like I wanna kiss him and ask him how the last few weeks have been for him, but then I also want to punch him in the face for acting like we can be friends and hang without me cafing

[slf142]

Both guys are wearing shorts, nice sneakers, and a t-shirt. Both also have sexy float shirt hair. I guess I have a type.

[slf142]

Hanging out with blonde that I'm basically in love with who I also can't stand to be around while hanging with a Puerto Rican who likes me that annoys blonde boy. I have slight anxiety about this all.

[slf142]

Justin is like sorta drunk texting me right now (has been since 2pm) and its stressing me out. I'm glad he's actually talking to me about problems in his life, but he's springing like 3 months worth of problems on me all at once.

[fuck-customers]

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

[jhenne-bean]

“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”

[freshest-tittymilk]

@fleamont can you verify?

[movednowbye-deactivated20221103]

Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.

[freshest-tittymilk]

Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??

madness…

[kingjaffejoffer]

“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“

[thetallblacknerd]

That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence

[blasianxbri]

What the… Lmao

[yosoyleche]

Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔

[fiontan]

@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?

[seascrapes]

IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P

[fiontan]

LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE

[verdytai]

Things heating up in the drink fandom

[fairytalesandimaginings]

I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade 

[questions-within-questions]

Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.

[larena]

This is fucked up.

[tparadox]

Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN

[taiey]

Living? Sensibly?

Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.

[romansnow]

Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.

Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.

The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).

[elsandifer]

At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.

[froborr]

Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.

[elexuscal]

I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!

[bre-e-e-e-deactivated20170219]

@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?

[lierdumoa]

You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering. 

In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.

[monanotlisa]

In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.

[minim-calibre]

As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.

[orcasocks-blog]

Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????

[scuttleboat]

oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.

[maramcgregor]

This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.

[fastphoridae]

Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????

[pandor-pandorkful]

Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?

[fozmeadows]

Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if you’re using it as a mixer, you’re less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:

Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, it’s a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, it’s still going to be premade rather than fresh. 

[jeremiagoeswoah]

OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.

[ryblogs]

[allnjstn-deactivated20250522]

Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.

[gaycoffeelover]

@cresselian

[fencehopping]

Showing off a hummingbird’s iridescent head

[somanybird]

rotate the boy

[habsforever]

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this is so pure

[allthecapsongs]

[destinyrush]

A hero without a cape

[nyshadidntbreakit]

Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto, and she is a senior chief - political leader of a region with a population of about 900,000 people.

She didn’t run for election; she was appointed, without her knowledge, while she was living and working in a completely different part of the country. She just received a call one day telling her to come back to her childhood home, because she was in charge now.

So she did; and when she arrived, she discovered widespread sexual abuse of children. She browbeat 50 uncooperative local leaders into accepting her decision to annul all the marriages. She then fired four of them when they continued to allow children to be married off in their areas. She still faces widespread opposition from parents who consider it their right to sexually abuse their daughters if they want to; but Kachindamoto very evidently does not give a fuck, and is continuing to use political and legal means to protect children in the region.

She’s not just an anonymous do-gooder; she’s an effective political leader despite incredibly difficult circumstances. Theresa Kachindamoto.

[desiremyblack]

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