Witch

Witch BoyHe/Him. Gay. Trans Boy. I'm a lot of things, but mostly an artist.

[hootfiend]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

i let out so many soft gasps watching this

[prokopetz]

Honestly, a lot of my favourite elements of popular media have come about directly from writers being passive-aggressive.

Let me give you a classic example: Happy Days. For a lot of folks reading this post, it’s probably before your time, but you’re likely to at least be familiar with Fonzie, a supporting character played by Henry Winkler who ended up being so popular that he’s literally the only thing anybody remembers about the show.

Now, if you recognize the name, you might also know that one of Fonzie’s more notable quirks is that he tends to take his motorcycle with him everywhere - even indoors, including many places where there’s no obvious way for him to have gotten it there. What you might not know, however, is why the writers came up with this running gag in the first place.

Y’see, Fonzie was originally conceived as the “bad influence” character - the cool, dangerous bad boy. As part of that characterisation, the writers wanted to have him wear a leather jacket. (Because it was the 1970s, and that counted as edgy back then.) The network censors, however, objected, claiming that allowing him to wear the jacket would encourage juvenile delinquency and gang violence. (Again, it was the 70s.)

Eventually, the writers worked out a deal whereby they’d be allowed to have Fonzie wear the jacket - but only if he was riding or otherwise physically near his motorcycle, since a leather jacket is a common article of safety equipment when operating a non-enclosed vehicle, and we can’t let impressionable kids see somebody riding a motorcycle without proper safety equipment, can we?

Then they just wrote the motorcycle into every scene, regardless of whether it made sense or not, thereby allowing Fonzie to wear the jacket all the time.

[the-real-seebs]

What. The. Fuck.

That is utterly brilliant.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

things I should have:

sycamore bark skin

nictitating membranes

webbed hands & feet

large black eyes for night-vision

sharp teeth,

alligator vocals

retractable claws

gills

what i got:

asthma

clinical depression

[byjamiebruce]

[onlyawfulrpgideas]

A normal D&D session, but you can't use...

[cullenscott-deactivated20170921]

Dice

[waxinggibbousmoons]

prove to me that you can make this acrobatics check by successfully performing a triple backflip off the kitchen counter in real life

[tsutachishio]

“Can I seduce the goblin?” “I don’t know, can you seduce me?”

[supergirlstims]

source!!

[ezilmars]

I am screAMING!!!!

[evilrashida]

This you @quickweaves

[quickweaves]

Wig

[demondare]

Damon coming in the audience during Charger has probably been the best moment of my life // also I’m still not over this gig

[money-in-veins]

Katie Eary S/S 2016 Menswear // London (Details)

[p48hyunah-deactivated20250627]

Journalism™

[cheapetsy]

vintage color wheel watch // $14.00

[blackness-by-your-side]

💯

[r--g--b]

I can’t believe Andy Samberg murdered Macklemore.

[nega-spark]

[sketchysounds]

I want one!

[german-shenanigans]

Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again!

[viralthings]

Hermit crab using a skull for a shell

[sovietshopaholic]

Reblog if you support goth crab

[outofcontextdnd]

Character Concept

[thedragonflywarrior]

The Body Shapes of the World’s Best Athletes Compared Side By Side

[thedragonflywarrior]

Health and fitness comes in all shapes and sizes. Every single one of these athletes is a certified bad-ass.

[yamino]

I’ve posted this before but it’s worth reblogging!

[schweizercomics]

Just a reminder - if you’re drawing a team superhero book and more than one of your characters has the same build YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Always reblog

[abowtieandtwohearts]

This is excellent.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

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Interviewer: “So do you have any special skills?” This guy: “Well, there is one thing…” Interviewer: *starts screaming and jumps out the window*

[ender-kun-deactivated20170727]

This is either the result of a genetic disorder or hardcore dance training.

[lastsonlost]

You left out demonic possession by the demon Pazuzu. Brother look like he came out of The Exorcist. <p> @libertarirynn I think I need a young priest and an old priest .

[tooiconic]

Holy FUCK

[alexi-bear]

If you’re looking for a good way to get me to quantum drop kick your ass into the nTH dimension, this is it.

[matchagirl]

https://instagram.com/p/BTxcjwfg_yZ/