you may say i'm a lemur but i'm not the only one

hi yall i'm elle 23 blog of funny and the occasional sappy quote if i'm feelin it.

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[berrytart]

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

[192929020202020]

[napalmdebt]

[mens-rights-activia]

They(Walmart employees) hate me for my whimsy(shoplifting)

[lmaonade]

feeling so hamburger helpless

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[kosmogrl]

I don’t want to do anything

[thishasgonehorribly]

[dogpuppy]

[sacred-portal]

[energyprison]

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

[dreadwedge]

it should go without saying, but a hooligan is a marsupial, a miscreant is a mustelid, and a ne'er-do-well is an herb in the mint family

[cparti-mkiki]

[kimpossibooty]

[rocketbirdie]

faithful depiction of the weather report i saw in my dream last night

[snailtongue]

[tupacabra]

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