professional shitposter

stay alive and keep going

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[guerrillatech]

[just-rhys-things]

Honestly I've had people actually say stuff like this to me with complete sincerity

Just get the shot folks

[wheezel]

[nonbxnary]

Calling my trans siblings that do injections (and anyone else that does regular self-injections)!

This is a ShotBlocker. It’s perfect if you have a fear of needles, injections, injection pain, or any other kind of injection anxiety. You place the plastic spikes on your skin and firmly press them down while doing your injection. Having many different points of pressure distracts you from injection pain and I’ve found it helps mentally as well.

I’ve been doing T injections for about a month now and tonight I didn’t have to work myself up to it like I’ve had to in the past. AND it wasn’t as painful as my other injections! I highly recommend getting one of these if you’re struggling to do injections. You can get them for $5-$7 online and they are reusable.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is such a great thing for anyone who, like me, is super squeamish about needles

[doctorrwby]

[kindofapieceofshit]

absofuckinlutely not

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

You’re just continuing a long line of retail tradition babey

[angeltiddies]

cool u have a pride icon ? now stop burying your gays

[angeltiddies]

i am going to SCREAM

[angeltiddies]

but don’t worry everyone, supernatural is Not gay

[politijohn]

For reference

[huffylemon]

happy pride month

[brucebocchi]

[permaculturefarmingdesigns-deac]

[sputternutter-deactivated202010]

I was very okay and even proud of the English for this right up until “crinkle crankle”

[captainboringposts]

I love that they saved that until the very last moment.

It’s like being hugged and then immediately punched in the face after.

[tracing-rivers]

[jemariel]

The fuck are you talking about, crinkle crankle was the best part

[w04hxo]

I legit just deleted another reblog of this to reblog this one. Youre right and you should say it

[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God’s name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[fiollaigean]

you might want to go to the hospital then

[thebeatlebird]

Anyone in this thread smoke weed?

[spacemancharisma]

if you go to the hospital I hear the pepsi there is only a dollar seventy five

[bastardofficial]

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

[jumpingjacktrash]

issekai-yay, motherfucker

[new-bitch-who-dis]

Uhhhh..... heads up Amazon device users, I guess????

[new-bitch-who-dis]

Heres how to turn it off btw:

1. Open your devices Alexa app

2. Go to settings

3. Select "Account Settings"

4. Select "Amazon Sidewalk"

5. Turn it off

[impernaway]

This article is dated 29/05/2021.

[dovv]

Topped a farmer last night lol

[ottermatopoeia]

Charge ur phone op otherwise farmer John can't give you his eggs

[dovv]

yes i got the eggs :)

[fish-to-male]

one day some of you will actually go outside and go to pride and you’re going to meet old black queens who refers to themselves as femme, you’ll meet people from small towns who still use the word transsexual, you’ll see that your local activist organization set up a stall about your local LGBT history that includes leather bar’s history, you’ll see lesbians in groups refer to themselves as “guys” and “boys”, you’ll see someone with breasts and pasties and little else have “he / him” painted on his chest, and you’ll be so caught up with your terminally online attitude that instead of appreciating the wide diversity of people who exist in the LGBT community who are brave enough to share themselves you’ll just be formulating posts and tweets in your head for when get home about how “problematic” it all was and it’s honestly tragic

[sundermunder]

[emil]

my dashboard currently in the sewer level of a platformer

[lastvalyrian]

really? your dashboard hasn’t even acquired THE ORB yet?

[hug-your-face]

You AGE Miette? You put her body in the cave and ferment her like the wine?