[d]amsel in distress

she/he || currently lost in the woods someone please come pick me up ||

[ahhhdownwego]

I really tried to tip the scales in your favor

[charmwasjess]

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

[baddywronglegs]

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

[ryonagiographie]

Baru doodle

[eloiscbridgerton]

VICTORIA JAVADI & CASSIE MCKAY THE PITT 2.15 – 9:00 P.M.

[srdcovka]

[cummunistbussy]

the fact that she revealed she lost a $3M deal to headline Wireless Festival in London for making this joke… only for Wireless Festival to then announce that Kanye West would be taking her place as headliner, face so much backlash for asking him to headline, have almost all the sponsors withdraw funding, and cancel the festival entirely is so funny to me.

[pwhldaily]

[littlegoldfinchh]

Yippee

[hagiomoto]

I honestly would like to hear how you pro-space exploration ppl plan to get the minerals and the fuel needed to explore the universe.

Are you going to rape and plunder the African continent even more for your rockets?

[spider-xan]

This statement from one of the astronauts is going around right now as some kind of heartwarming message of universal humanity, and I do not give a fuck what the intent was bc there is something evil about directly addressing Asia and Africa while boasting about how founding companies and bolstering industry is going to come out of this US space mission, as if everywhere in the world is an equal partner in science and space exploration with the US - not just Africa being plundered for resources, but also how the US is bombing SWANA right now using weapons built by US arms manufacturers with NASA contracts, including destroying universities in Iran and massacring their scientists and STEM students as this mission is happening.

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[handweavers]

having institutional access never stops feeling sort of crazy to me because you can literally type in any country and time period and find at least a handful of peer reviewed articles somewhere that discuss a specific aspect of people's lives in depth and at length like "what was considered pop culture in late imperial russia" or "how did the textile trade work in northern mali in the 1600s" or "children's toys in pre-colonial philippines" and it's just sitting there but the majority of people on planet earth aren't allowed to read any of it

[threefeline]

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist

[fromhersoul]

[nyagosstar]

[cannibalspicnic]

I believe How to get to Heaven from Belfast and Deadloch exist in the same universe.

[plumebeat]

the pitt women sketch dump

[munadyke]

the pitt will be like hello here are some of the most beautiful and interesting women ever and you get to see them in numerous Situations and dynamics and there are many of them. and the fans will be like ok but what about the three men....

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

[theonlycabbage]

fucking obliterated lmao

[angstbotfic]