[slutandfalcon]

LE3NO Womens Lightweight Open Front Draped Tuxedo Blazer Jacket ❤ liked on Polyvore (see more draped blazers)

[slutandfalcon]

Black Boyfriend Ponte Rolled Sleeves Blazer ❤ liked on Polyvore (see more ponte knit blazers)

[slutandfalcon]

Fashionable Style Solid Color Irregular Long Sleeves Tailored Collar Slimming Women s Blazer (With Sundress) ❤ liked on Polyvore (see more slim fit jackets)

[slutandfalcon]

Pistil Santana Infinity Scarf Print ❤ liked on Polyvore (see more jersey scarves)

[slutandfalcon]

Straw Studios Graphic Canvas Tote ❤ liked on Polyvore (see more hand bags)

[slutandfalcon]

Steve Madden Bexx Satchel (Fog/Slate/Chartreuse) Satchel Handbags ❤ liked on Polyvore (see more vegan leather purses)

[psilocybinladen]

[mooglemain]

me

[mooglemain]

also me

[pure]

what was jeb thinkin. dey ain’t letting another bush in that white house. not even a blade of grass, or a leaf.

[akiraita]

It’s about 6:50 am and I can’t sleep because I had a dream that there was a new meme where people would just post pictures of characters balancing things on the back of their hand (like a piece of chalk or something) and just caption it “i’m strongman”

[derxwnakapsyla]

i’m strongman

[akiraita]

Go to bed

[mille-marteaux]

i’m strongman

[fionakaenbyou]

i’m strongman

[akiraita]

yOU GUYS

[iamneptuneirl]

i’m strongman

[unorthodoxy]

i’m strongman

[stuffman]

step aside. i am the true strongman.

[ruinedchildhood]

Dr. P. Lankton has had enough of your shit

[mark-06]

[revelation19]

The best possible way to watch Jaws.

[vivahatept1-deactivated20210705]

Nah this is a nightmare

[brisbone]

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

[zooophagous]

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

[cakelikeowen]

Fuck you, Barbara 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You want to do this now, Helen?

[ohgodshesloose]

Oh it is on Brenda

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

[loptrcoptr]

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

[cu2co3oh2sio2]

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[blvckdynamite]

God this is magical

[unskins]

[memewhore]

[rukudzom-deactivated20160319]