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Just realized my banner makes my profile look like a time capsule that was opened too soon

I think the best little quirk i got from being an atheist who used to be Christian is instead of praying before meals i just stare at it all happy before eating. Same difference yk?

#hungry fella i am

tpwrtrmnky

when a movie or movie trailer shows you Some Guy with no explanation as to who he is and why you should care, whose role is just to say "let's get this party started" or something similarly empty right at the end, you have to understand that in the mind of the Hollywood Guy, the actor they hired to say that line is, by himself, supposed to be the appeal. They expect the audience to go "wow, it's Brett Cavernmash! They got Brett Cavernmash!! I am so excited by this!"

tpwrtrmnky

Does the Hollywood Guy essentially believe audiences want movies to be an elaborate game of peek-a-boo with celebrities?

Yes. The Hollywood Guy thinks very little of audiences.

chilewithcarnage

sorry gotta get my ‘friend that’s too woke’ on but I don’t think the solution to misogyny is more misogyny. like by all means rip into republican/right wing women but your critiques should be about how they’re evil soulless people not ‘haha they’re ugly/visibly aged. they don’t know how to put on make up!’ like i don’t fucking know man I don’t think any woman at all should be required to wear makeup or be made fun of for not wearing it ‘properly’ also let’s stop doing the ‘not conventionally attractive = morally bad’ thing. that last part especially be kicking y’all asses.

Chat is it wrong to call ur crazy frog that bald old man

Just watched my partner search for my profile on here and realized that in order to find me you must brave the porn bots

damazcuz

Day 1 of fucking that old man.

damazcuz

Good lird he crumbled to dust.

princesscas-ao3

ai could genuinely never recreate this oh my god

gayvampyr

couldn’t rb but i’m obsessed with this so yoink

achillesinhighheels

Inventing a guy who says "pp up up and away!!!!" When he gets a boner

#this idea is brought to you by hit pokemon item pp up

abbiistabbii

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

audweeeee

My partner and I were conneticut clark and malifina from that one tumblr post. We threw this together in the hotel the day before. Thanks to my dad for coming in clutch with the top hat btw.

slutforketchup

That's me I'm partner :3