highgrade bitch

Hi, I'm Sawyer and you're watching Disney channel bisexual//25//they/he

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[crinkle-eyed-boo]

I cannot BELIEVE there’s a real photo of Louis fucking LOUNGING in a cropped Union Jack tee showing the strip of golden tummy that EVERYONE fucking writes about in fics with his legs spread and his arm muscles rippling like what a fucking time to be alive.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[beemovieerotica]

dystopia

[the-breadgirl]

???

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally 😭😭😭

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[lockandkeyhyena]

learning that ofc means ‘of fucking course’ is such bullshit. she’s ‘ofcourse’ to me

[chilewithcarnage]

[nutongzhi]

[thebibliosphere]

Why must I be awake.

[thebibliosphere]

#another victim of the woke agenda

@natalieironside what's it like being one of the funniest mother fuckers on the planet?