OC hell

JD/29/they/them

[top-cheese]

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[boethiah]

this reads like disco elysium dialogue

[autismgod-deactivated20250912]

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[staff]

we fucked up

[gaydelgard]

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

[homunculus-argument]

Top 10 branches of science ranked by how bad it would suck to be killed by them (from best to worst)

Physics - probably the nicest just on the grounds of how fast that's gonna be. Like if you're a goner before any of the other sciences can get to you, you probably don't even have time to feel anything.

Biology - the most standard default way of dying. Most of the time it sucks but not badly enough to warrant you its own wikipedia page.

Geology - one of the oldest OG classics. Rock hits Og. Og is gone.

Psychology - slow tigers are chasing you.

Zoology - fast tigers are chasing you.

Sociology - idk me and the rest of the angry mob agree that you had it coming.

Chemistry - this is a hard one to place because there's a lot of variation. But anyhow you're getting undone on a cellular level.

Mathematics - how the fuck did you even do that.

Cosmology - why the fuck did you even do that?

Theology - what the fuck did you even do?

[crossroadsbishounen]

[shikiimisaki]

[lovethygoalie]

REALLY GOOD PICTURE

[frightfullytreeish]

[eddie-redcliffe]

He can leave.

[eddie-redcliffe]

He can leave.

[artofrezaafshar]

D

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

[transmortifried]

[pansyfemme]

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

[throathole]

[enswbl]

foraging for a fuckberry to give