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jovialtorchlight-deactivated202

divine things, jonny bolduc

mothbug-deactivated20200626

New Orleans is so full of precious little fairytale houses!!!

undomestication

trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions & omens

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

a-vial-of-me

also, muffin fucker is a place now?

godkuro

There’s no “W” in “muffin fucker”

powerburial

has anyone ever told you guys how gifted you are? youre smarter than everyone else

cheaphalloweencostume

boyfriend is currently insisting that only “doctors and weirdos like you who know anatomy from drawing” know what a hip is and that i could “phone up a hundred men right now and ask them” and they wouldnt know

cheaphalloweencostume

i literally dont know how to even argue with this its such an absurd declaration

hyrude

iridessence

✨ here for the darker girls, the fatter girls, the girls with invisible disabilities that want in on the soft, dreamy lifestyle, smelling roses, eating peaches, listening to Lana, putting on our prettiest lashes. Don’t let anyone make you feel like you don’t get to do or be that because of your size or color. ⛅️

iridessence

💫 Same goes for the trans girls, the visibly disabled girls, the “girls” who don’t really feel like girls, the girls who were told they were ugly because they didn’t fit into society’s unattainable box: you are all welcome. 🥀

kaenith

Inktober 2019 - Day 5

scribblehooves

Horror games are so fascinating to me. Too bad I’m a massive scaredy cat and can’t directly play any of them.

samuraicookiecat

game developers- so we have monsters, demons and whatnot in this game, we worked really hard so they’d be scary

me from a distance- absolutely fantastic you nerds. give me more.

prokopetz

I just got one of those door-to-door evangelists, and I’ve gotta admit I kind of feel sorry for them - their pitch is, like, hilariously ineffective because they just don’t seem to realise that most folks have no point of reference on what they’re selling. It’s like watching someone try to convince people that they should play Pokémon, except they’re operating under the unexamined assumption that everyone everywhere is already familiar with the basics and just can’t decide which generation is best, so they’re standing there banging on about the finer points of the type matchup grid to an audience whose knowledge of and interest in the franchise begins and ends with “the monster goes in the ball”.

feynites

I once completely stumped an evangelist when I was a kid because he asked me if I knew who Jesus was, and I said ‘no’.

“No?” the poor dude repeated, looking dubiously at his companion.

Me being myself, I immediately doubled-down.

“No,” I repeated. “Who’s Jesus?”

This summoned up a long silence, followed by the evangelists asking to speak to my mother or father.

“They’re not here,” I said. Technically also a lie, but my father was sleeping from working nights, and I wasn’t going to wake him up for this.

“Well… um… so Jesus… Jesus Christ? Our Lord and Saviour, Who is the Son of God?” the chatty evangelist tried, looking at me like I was some kind of alien puzzle.

“You mean Hercules?” I responded, for some reason. I still don’t know why.

Another long silence. We were clearly off-script. The chatty evangelist started trying to go through the ‘died for your sins’ spiel, and for some reason, all I could think to do was roll with the angle that I was legitimately unfamiliar with even the concept of Jesus, and had somehow reached the age of nine or ten with only a thorough education on Greek Mythology to serve me in a religious context.

I think the second guy was well aware that I was full of shit, because he kept covering his mouth like he was going to laugh, but the first guy was just caught somewhere between horror and a weird kind of excitement. Like he’d been waiting to finally meet someone who didn’t know ANYTHING about Jesus, just so he could be the first to explain the whole Christianity deal.

Anyways long story short I ended up just trying to tell them all about the Trials of Hercules, like we were just exchanging fun facts we knew about demigods, while the first guy was just adamantly trying to be like ‘no that stuff is made up, but the Jesus stuff is true’, until his friend finally was just like ‘thank you have a good day’ and closed the door and made him leave.