Slytherin's Monkey

Hi there! I'm Sarah - she/her pronouns - UK - please enjoy my page and feel free to ask me things!

[bookocreativity]

Girls who love their nose buried in a book

[capesandshapes]

Someone tell me why anti feminists still think they understand the handmaiden's tale. Someone tell me how they loudly and proudly manage to get it wrong LITERALLY EACH AND EVERY TIME THEY TRY.

Like, ignoring all of the signs, babes, Margaret Atwood is alive. She's given interviews.

Above is a quote from lithub and

HERE'S AN INTERVIEW WITH FUCKING PENGUIN WHERE MARGARET TALKS ABOUT THE EVENTS THAT INSPIRED THE HANDMAIDEN'S TALE.

[whitesunlars]

it's me, i'm girls

[missingthedashours]

“i'm the last of the time lords” you bigenerated. you're not even the last of yourself

[olyaroo]

ITS BEEN 60 YEARS MAN

COME ON

[lunarthecorvus]

Feeling like this whole being around people today

[barkovsasha]

LIZZIE VEREKER and FREDDIE JONES Rivals S01E05

[thisamusesmegreatly]

[maliciouscrow]

The HR guy at Substance HQ when he sees 503 is calling at 3am again

[ripempezardexerox]

[sorry-im-a-terminalidiot]

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[aaronstveit]

[your-mums-nuts]

I totally get why Anthony is so anal about his siblings compromising their intended and vice-versa, because every-time they do he has to go to the ARCH-BISHOP with his tail between his fucking legs and basically say ‘sorry my sibling is such a fucking slut here’s twenty pounds.’ Jesus Christ.

[otp-more-like-killmeplease]

[awkward-sultana]

(Almost) Every Costume Per Episode + Kate Sharma's pink gown and gold robe in 3x01

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

[i-love-you-beautiful]

You know what I could use some luck

[awkward-sultana]

(Almost) Every Costume Per Episode + Penelope Featherington's pink gown with pink and white gingham spencer in 2x05