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nova-loves-cats

Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.

Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.

profmeowmers

glyndarling

This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.

mintyliciousbjd

I will always reblog this.

sandersgrey

“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm

primarybufferpanel

Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about ‘loving you is the easiest thing in the world’

theconcealedweapon

goawfma

skskskkskskjjkjks

prostheticknowledge

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

johnnystompanado-deactivated201

the time is now

susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201

hell yeah

defibrinationsyndrome

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

spiffymuffin

caterjunes

it’s called the purple ramjet

jolys

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

grillmasterxbbq

shove a vase up your ass

lord-kitschener

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

fan-troll

i call it the matterhorn

poultrymancy

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

darklightescape

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

teapotsahoy

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

furiousfran

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

ifitaintbaroque

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

prettyyinpunk

Plate.

odyssey2fit-blog

TASHA MAXWELL

fit-black-superstars

Get Featured On Fit Black Superstars!

itskateyfitness

Killing it on thanksgiving is my new favorite thing

ahsteria

fail that test. get drunk and throw up. have your heart broken. burn your toast. be late to class. break a glass. kiss someone awkwardly. look like shit. walk into a pole. eat a pint of ice cream. lose a friend. fail, make mistakes, because that means you’re fucking living.

httpsecstatxc

alternatively: don’t beat yourself up for failing a test. drink responsibly but don’t be afraid to have fun. don’t try to deal with heartbreak by yourself. if you burn your toast, try again on a different setting. try to be on time, but don’t feel ashamed if you can’t. be careful, but not violent. don’t be embarrassed by a kiss. dress how you want. watch where you’re going. be lenient with your diet plan, if you have one. don’t let losing a friend tear you up, it’s normal. fail, make mistakes, but try again because you’ll feel better when you succeed.

this-is-awwkward-deactivated202

I like this one better

taygetsstrong

Hello qts

hancarolyn

Hi bb

stayhungry-stayfree

omg that lip colour! your hair! you’re gorgeous! exclamation!!!!!!!

cultivatingcrystal-deactivated2

i love u

❤❤❤❤❤❤

Morning

also if yr a trump supporter hit that motherfuckin unfollow! block me bitch! block my entire family! please! i never wanna see u or hear from u again!

torontobrownsugar

really, please do it. I’m not here for your hillbilly ass.

whysperforsugar

Bye y'all.

hancarolyn

Don't you think it's kind of shallow to unfollow someone just because of who they voted for?

Nope just taking out the trash

kasdotcom-deactivated20170309

Block and delete

sugarnoir15-deactivated20170729

No yeah, it’s pretty fucking shallow

taygetsstrong

ABSOLUTELY NOT if someone supports shit that i am against with 100% of my being (anti lgbtq, anti women, racism, bigotry, ableism, literal rape etc) then fuck you if you think I don’t have the right to cut them off completely. By supporting trump YOU ARE supporting what hr stands for.

utena-gay

tell me again how psychiatric abuse is somehow the same as conversion therapy

FUCKING TELL ME AGAIN

a-class-act-president

dear heterosexual people, please read this. please fight for our LGBTQA+ youth and protect them. no one, and i mean no one, should go through this. it is some of the most painful and traumatic abuse that anyone can go through, and it leaves life-long damaging effects on a person’s mental and physical health. this kind of stuff never goes away, and i wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.

please straight people, fight for us. don’t let our kids die.

twotontwentyone

I think one of the major things most conservatives don’t understand about the liberal/progressive response to Donald Trump’s victory is that this reaction isn’t a reflection of disagreement with traditional policy stances of the Republican Party (although there is a lot of that). What has so many people alarmed and concerned is that not only did Donald Trump run one of the most conservative platforms in history, but he did it with a running mate that is, in every sense of the word, wrong on scientific fact when it comes to his views on women’s reproductive rights and the LGBTQ community.

Additionally, that Donald Trump was able to be elected with such a long and publicized history of racism, misogyny, and entitled behavior (through his past business failings and bankruptcies) it is very possible that his fringe Alt-right supporters will be emboldened to “take America back” and become more and more public with their prejudices and attitudes towards women and minorities. They have been sent a clear message that these behaviors do not affect their chances for success in this great nation and that scares the hell out of a lot of people (as it should). You can sexually assault women, brag about it, and be elected to the highest office of this country with literally no experience. We’ve already seen countless rapists be found not guilty under a mountain of evidence. This is a serious blow for our society and the advancement of our treatment of women and oppressed people. It’s not about trade policy and the second amendment or economic policy. It’s about the message we just sent to the world, to minorities and women, and to those who seek to marginalize them.