THE PRIMATE ZONE

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[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst

[remanedur]

[hpetrr]

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[acewatney]

[video begins with the camera pointing towards the ground showing the narrator’s black socks and white cane. He’s tapping their cane on hardwood flooring as he slowly walks forward.]

“So people ask me all the time ‘what’s the worst part about being visually impaired? Is it not being able to drive? Is it not being able to see the stars at night?’ But no. It’s when you drop a tomato on the ground [they turn a corner] and you can’t see it but you know it’s somewhere [the tomato is revealed] around here and you’re trying to find it. [his right foot touches the tomato] Oh, I just kicked it. Here buddy. Marco! [he turns in a circle as he says] Imma find this bitch. I don’t know where it is but imma find you.”

[gideonisms]

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

[crowcialist]

See also: Piss Docs

[anxietyproblem]

[jerry-hornes-foot]

Trying to watch hannibal without subtitles:

Hannibal: Mmmbdmsnn, Will? Did you sjduk mmfndm hdudhebjsbj jdjdinsk?

Will: I don't even know who I mnfmmd dmdjndm sndmnd even when shhsmmdi ajsjdjdm mcmcmcm... ndjdnmd mind.....

The music:

[rui-cifer]

once I was at the only gay bar in town and one of my students caught me there and they were like "so this is what you're doing instead of grading our papers" and man what do I even say to that

[selkiewizard]

i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

[wizardarchetypes]

what about if aliens picked u up in one of them beams

[selkiewizard]

All of our problems seem so small from up here

[kushblazer666]

[claypigeonpottery]

a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis

I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit

it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???

[0ddoblivion]

Experimenting with some textures. Acrylic on 8”x10” cardstock.

[immortalbeingz]

[sapphism-and-nihilism]

[fuv1kinggoreee-deactivated20240]

[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]

[squided]

So when my mom was going back to school for her masters, I was a little kid and got enrolled in the on-campus pre-school where they give people going into child care professions some hands on experience while also offering a free place to drop off your kid when going to class.

Anyway I found the portfolio they made of me back then and honestly this one entry almost made me cry when I got to the end.