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he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

I don’t know which 20 year old with grade 1 anterolisthesis on here needs to hear this… but do not get a spinal fusion for a grade 1 slipped disc. please stop and reconsider.

put off getting a spinal fusion surgery until you’ve exhausted literally every other treatment you can try

the long-term complication rate of spinal fusions is through the roof

they will not warn you that you will probably need more spine surgery within 10 years. multiple revisions are on the table in your lifetime. it’s not the fast fix orthopedic surgeons sell it as. I can guarantee you won’t be pain-free either.

it’s largely irreversible. many people regret their fusions. hardware fails. I can’t even sue the manufacturer of either types of my hardware despite them failing because the statute of limitations has passed. many surgeons won’t work on my case either.

gwyoi

horse cream puff …

paige-mackenzie-memes

sabrebash

dreamed there was this big moth with the soul of a 3 year old girl in it and when she wanted to be held she’d do this

pmamtraveller

Textile art featuring a school of koi fish, by artist Lin Xia.

busket

"i hate wasps/mosquitos/cockroaches/flies etc"

yeah me too, we have a natural disgust for these animals because they can hurt us or represent disease and/or rot. and theyre pretty annoying and/or gross

"wasps/mosquitoes/cockroaches/flies are useless and hateful creatures, they serve no purpose and the world would be 1000x better if they all DIED"

🔪 take that back right now.

furrypost-generator

furries wake up each day and choose violence

felix-the-snow-cheetah

deepfrieddeltarunememes

alright but we can at least bring the Floradinns back with us right

asgore doesn't need his weed stash that badly right now does he

deepfrieddeltarunememes

Asgore's weed is Shit

tibby

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

blackphoenixincorporated

Tubi is where I found this gem:

mornington-the-crescent

rabbitindisguise

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

notbopper

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

thenwearedecided

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

juniepops

Can I still be a good maid if I never ever trip and fall and even if I did my skirts and petticoats are too voluminous for you to ever get a look at my panties or am I not going to make it

jame7t

Welllll you will be ground into Maid Material

weaver-z

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.