SmallButEnthused

Choosing to be excited while everything sucks

[sajdd]

[x]

[the-inkmach1ne]

lixian, nuke the eel

[smallbutenthused]

Iron Lung director's cut

[spiny-ant]

Ggoouuuuuh what the fuuuuckkkkk

[smallbutenthused]

I need someone to make this a pokemon, stat

[smallbutenthused]

A zine I made about finally being able to move out of my hometown.

[sosuperawesome]

Beaded Berries // Levchuk Art

[sosuperawesome]

Beaded Berries // Levchuk Art

[chubbypandas]

We stan for a morally gray queen 👏 Gertrude Robinson nobody will ever make me hate you

[juice-boxy]

I had a vision

[bgm05]

[wizardshark]

this mfer went to butler school for butlers

[bgm05]

yeah how else are you supposed to learn how to be a butler. jackass

[the-haiku-bot]

yeah how else are you

supposed to learn how to be

a butler. jackass

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bustedbitmap]

[portalgifs]

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

[monasticmaestoso]

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

[ryanccole]

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

[diocletianscabbagefarm]

They also have an empathy generator immediately followed by an empathy suppressor I love portal

[theprofmoth]

Fucking S tier game writing

[smallbutenthused]

Don't forget that Aperture Science also boxes up the turrets in individual, branded packages, to then immediately unbox them again for use in their own facilities.

[smallbutenthused]

Today the thing I'm enthused about is Type Help by William Rous, a game inspired Obra Dinn, Unheard, The Roottrees are Dead, and Her Story (one of my favorite games of all time). You can find it here! It's a text based game where you are pouring through a collection of audio transcripts, investigating an event where 12 bodies were found in an abandoned house. It's spooky (no jumpscares), it's clever, it's a great mystery where every time you discover a new piece of the puzzle it is so, so satisfying. I love any game where I have to break out a notepad to play, and this is definitely one of those. And it's totally free!

Type Help by William Rous

The Unsolvable Mystery

[smallbutenthused]

"I'm just not built Ford tough anymore"

[effemimaniac]

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

[novelconcepts]

Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.

You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.

[smallbutenthused]

Shout out to Mario Kart World for being everything my child self wanted (Cars for the Nintendo Gamecube and any dress-up game) in one package

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Nowadays we still associate scythes with grim reapers, but forget the original cultural context: scythes being a familiar farming tool that most people had at home, a mundane domestic object, elevated into a poignant symbol of the harvest and the cyclic nature of time. and a fitting symbol, because death also is as mundane, familiar, and reliable as the changing of the seasons.

my point being: a modernized grim reaper would be best portrayed as a skeleton carrying a leaf blower

[smallbutenthused]

This is why that one reaper in Black Butler has a lawn mower

[empress-of-dark2005]

[crunchy-possum-soup2]

May i add this to your thesis

[brokenaroacecode-deactivated202]

Not to mention

[klenda-v]

The ever-classic

[cassandraebner]

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

[durnesque-esque]

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

[bei-fong-appreciation-blog]

how did you do that so smoothly? 

[bumbleshark]

thats some broadway musical shit

[haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey]

But seriously, I think I love you.

[0601254-deactivated20140502]

heck no, i’m callin dibs

[durnesque-esque]

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

[thatseanguyblogs-deactivated201]

By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P

[durnesque-esque]

Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

[durnesque-esque]