You’ll Never Believe How Small These Rats Are!!!

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[sadmissboy]

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drop a heart break a name we’re always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team we’re going down - DOWN THAT GIN AND KEROSINE COME SPIT ON BRIDGES WITH - me tight hold me tight or - DONT CARE WHAT YOU - think in the form of crunching numbers in - HOTEL IN NEW YORK CITY THAT CHAINS - our tears, put em on - ICE CREAM HEADACHES AND - sweet so boycott - LOVE THE WAY YOU - hurt so lemme see your moves let me see your - MOVES TO FAST FOR YOU TO FIGURE IT - out cuz this is our culture these - NEW YEARS BABY YOU OWE ME THE BEST GIFT I - could be immortals immortals not for long for - LONG LIVE THE CAR CRASH HEARTS CRY ON THE COUCH ALL THE - poets are just kids who didn’t - MAKE A DARKER COLOUR - wooaah where did the party go we’re ending it on the phone….

[rainbow-femme]

New rule for Catholics:

I’m sick of all your stuff being named after the same 12 saints when you’ve got a million of them. From now on only one place gets to have a saint, only one place gets to be a St. Peter’s church, only one gets to be Thomas Aquinas, everyone has to find their own saint and grab them before somebody else and yes you will have to fight anyone who wants the same saint as you

The Vatican can decide all tie breakers and bribery is encouraged

Either throw down with every other private girl’s school to be the one St. Mary’s or suck it up and be St. Dymphna’s

[turing-tested]

doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response

[turing-tested]

[turing-tested]

I regret to inform you all but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

[kilncreatures]

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

[demilypyro]

Falin does this to Marcille and she doesn't notice

[butterflypeaflowertea]

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

[h4nds4ndwich]

“It’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing” I’m in love

[tearlessrain]

funniest possible site to get this on

[cliopadra]

🕺

[cumbiamurguera]

Creo que el hecho de que haya gente que no encuentre mutuals que hablen su idioma es una profecía autocumplida ("no hay gente que hable mi idioma acá" → entonces posteo solo en inglés → nunca encuentro gente que hable mi idioma → confirmo la idea inicial). He visto gente postear en francés, italiano, ruso, finés, húngaro (por poner ejemplos) sin buscar activamente posts en esos idiomas. Puede que haya muchos yanquis en Tumblr pero eso no significa que no se puedan crear comunidades en otros idiomas.

[cumbiamurguera]

A esto me refiero. Cómo que "little Portuguese"? No conoce a la hermosa comunidad brasilera.

[the-penalty-box]

I recently learned an old French euphemism for bisexuality. It means to be powered "by sail and steam," and it absolutely comes from a specific flavor of 19th-century ship.

HMS Terror and Erebus were bisexual, you heard it here first.

Happy Pride!

[lucybellwood]

I just turned to my partner naked in bed after fact checking this post and screeched “DID YOU KNOW” and he looked guilty and said “Well I thought it was one of those things a zillion people had already sent to you…” and I said “they had NOT” and he said “this is a catastrophic failure of man and nature” and I could not agree more

[totallynotgayforyou]

Sharing my favourite games list again

Tumblr's Favourite Games 2025 Editon

A compiled list of Video Games released in 2025 that tumblr might have played or had a big interest in

What games have you played

0-20%

20-40%

40-60%

60-80%

80-100%

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

[neververy4]

[vampiregirlestrogen]

well the thing is i am literally incorruptible, my soul is indomitable and temptation may never sway me.

[vampiregirlestrogen]

stop looking at my fangs.

[ca-suallyseriously-deactivated2]

TITTIES IN CROP TOP W NO BRA

TITTIES IN CROP TOP W NO BRA

TITTIES IN CROP TOP W NO BRA

TITTIES IN CROP TOP W NO BRA

TITTIES IN CROP TOP W NO BRA

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

[thehappysmiler]

[thehappysmiler]

favorites

[unforth]

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[duckingwriting]

[duckingwriting]

This thread lives rent free in my brain. And randomly came across my FB feed so of course I had to dig it up out of my Tumblr to share what fb shared.

[notemily]

I like this one