[siderealglimmer]

[pdfbabe]

do the people know that zohran gave all new yorkers free access to heated rivalry on ebook/audiobook during the snowstorm. truly the greatest city on earth

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

oh my god you're not kidding

[joyflameball]

[draconym]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[sourcreammachine]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[ugimoroz]

[only-cat-memes]

[garbuge]

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

[butchstrahd]

[krumplr]

[theonion]

As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University admitted Thursday they had assumed the shooter was just an ordinary gunman on campus. “When that first shot rang out, we all figured it was going to be a run-of-the-mill mass shooting” said UVU junior Michael Tompkins, who explained that when students spotted a man clad in black and carrying a rifle on a roof overlooking the crowd, they had no reason to suspect anything unusual.

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[zoesupreme]

at least he died doing what he loved. being a racist bigoted piece of shit chud

[pyrrhiccomedy]

when my shelter cat passes by me, he pauses for a second, and looks up. He is waiting for me to lean down, and touch my hand against his side, so that when he keeps walking, my hand skims across his fur. he doesn't really need attention. he has his own thoughts and plans. but after more than a year of living in our home, he has come to expect a moment of kindness whenever he crosses my path. if I don't do it, he will follow me. "where is your hand?" he asks, with his plaintive and impatient eyes. I give it to him. he bumps against it like a balloon before wandering away. this is a poem to me

[pyrrhiccomedy]

This post has gone so much further than I expected it to. This is my sweet cat. His name is Eddie Potato.

[elierlick]

This is from 2 days ago. Where do I find these witches?

[tamamita]

[coffeeeandbaileys]

[djotime]

CHAPPELL ROAN Reading Festival, ph. by Alana Paris - August 22, 2025

[virtualgirladvance]

shes singing pictures ;_;

[tentacion3099]

US Forest Service guide to partially or totally obliterating a horse carcass with explosives