Triscuit In A Biscuit

WELL SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ!

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[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOOO

[naomiminx13-blog]

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

[jst4kicks]

LMAOOOOO it got better

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[ovoxdreamville]

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

[mvddsociety]

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

[realityislife-deactivated201710]

Yesssss

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

It just keeps getting better 😂

[jamaicanamazon]

💀💀💀💀

[chocolatemain]

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

[jozifiv]

Wait this made me laugh

[igotthemusic]

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

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Oh god 😂😂😂

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Originally posted by cratermania

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

[mindoflarks]

^^^ really tho lol

[cosmic-noir]

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

[tinypusa]

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

[kingrudegyalchina]

Omg

[lonnilynn]

Lmfaooo

[malikthaelite]

Yall are WILD 😂

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[nerdgasrnz]

This is the savings cat. Reblog so u can save up and pay ur bills like the responsible egg they know u can be

[sad-boyofficial]

I like savings cat better than money cat tbh

[vinesnow]

best one yet - more vines

[my-feels-be-with-you-deactivate]

torpid-armadillo you

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[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[ruinedchildhood]

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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[poyzn]

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

[princem4rtian]

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

[phiftycent]

oh my god

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[lilithminded]

this hit me like a bus

[nastynas1991]

I’ll reblog it till my fingers bleed

[capriheaux]

Visit Original Link

[spandexual]

the etiquette of giant robot battles

[james-p-sullivan]

what the fuck is wrong with this movie

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[therogzilla]

I’m fucking adorable!

[silensy]

Roger is so cute. Roger can always be on my blog.

[ceemonster]

Running my first show tomorrow. I need all the good luck I can get. Help me, Roger!

[soundsnotstr8]

Roger everything is shit, and I have to be up at 5am, please send help. 

[applefatdotgov]

my life is made of superstitious bullshit and I may as well. HELP ROGER.

[nonwiccanwitch]

I’m with applefatdotgov, haha.

[slightmood]

I’VE McFALLEN

[werewolf1997]

ME AT WORK!!!!

[bajn]

how she think of that pun so quick she wasn’t even done falling yet

[dashbeardconfessional]

can’t stop the jam.