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[skyenish]

Overblotters as the Saja Boys | Fanart

[greensagephase]

I'm trying to see something

[stitchedspider]

httyd x spiderverse

[miru-has-thoughts]

What that poor baby will look like once Big Jim gives birth

Why are they still letting preggo big jim wrestle?? Does he owe someone

[smilelion5]

Nah 😭

[feral-mannequin]

Reblog to cure his depression

[jstarr86]

Wow Paul you take over a company and your first choice is to reward the white guy whose fan base threatened people including children and wished death on people in which this idiot had MULTIPLE chances to say anything and instead encouraged it so you give him the title. A PoC story you let the white guy come in and take it over. I was happy u took over from Vince but not now this is disappointing and disgusting you should be ashamed of yourself as much as I love the business after this I’m stepping back cause the priorities are clearly all still fucked up hope your happy with your blonde politician champion FUCK CODY FUCK HIS STORY and FUCK U WWE

[smilelion5]

My point exactly to most people.

[smilelion5]

When you turn a character. AI into a yandere

[keekee-23]

Opinion: If Damian Priest ever did voice acting, I can see him being the perfect Shao Kahn (Mortal Kombat), Kotal Kahn (Mortal Kombat), Quan Chi (Mortal Kombat), or Kratos (God of War).

[smilelion5]

This is honestly what I been thinking about for a while

[smilelion5]

Headcanon: male reader who rides a Skrill and being the one who owns a Skrill who don't listening to Toothless at all or any alpha

Warning: none

Let's have some background information on you. You are Gobber's son who is way older than Hiccup which means you are known for being a warrior plus blacksmith who made weapons out of dragon bones and teeth which was useful for battling with dragons before Hiccup trained Toothless. That includes being a viking that isn't liked amongst the dragons minus the gang's dragons who knew you since you would practically feed them and give them rub downs and baths before training and Toothless didn't know who you were so he didn't mind you at all

Let's just say that you and Gobber were the only ones who don't have dragons including Stoick but then Stoick ended up training Thornado who later had to leave to protect and raise his offsprings Bing, Bam, and Boom

You stuck with riding on Meatlug with Fishlegs who gladly offered to help you out while Hookfang carries your supplies on what you'll need for dragons edge since you are that one who is gonna be building, being the healer, dragon dentist/vet/groomer(giving the dragons a bath), and cook for the gang since your a fisher and farmer and refuse to let them suffer from Astrid's inedible food

Then as time went on with the adventures your father finally gets his own dragon Grump who he'll complain about here and there but you knew the bond they have since Grump was protective of your dad

However, seeing everyone have their own dragon made you feel lonely based on how you out of everyone has a dragon even Stoick trained a Rumblehorn for Thor's sake

" Hilda do you ever have that feeling where you helped so many people and when you are finally done with the helping you don't get anything in return?" "Baa!!" Hilda your black sheep was your only friend who actually listens even though she is a sheep but you raised her after saving her from a pack of coyotes when she was a wild sheep

After hearing that trader Johann was the traitor that made you see red ain't no traitor gonna come here and attack your family and then get away with it like nothing

I'ma pause right there I will update pt 2 soon

[dearest-painter]

Baby!reader learning some new words with venom and riot

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLk7qwky/

Miguel:..what did you teach my baby!?

Venom:FUN WORDS YOU OLD SAGGY PIECE OF SH-

Riot:THE BABY IS NEAR VENOM! NO CUSSING!

Venom:UGH! FINEEEEE(giving angsty teenager) anyways…SAY ILL DEVOUR EVERYONE IN THIS PLACE IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET!

Miguel:NOPE THAT ENOUGH SOCIALIZING FOR MY KID! *takes baby!reader* Heya amor(love), wanna go see Hobie?

Baby!reader:*squealing and clapping*

[smilelion5]

That is hilarious and cute at the same time 😂

[smilelion5]

Miguel O'Hara: don't save your dad!

Miles Morales: whatdirrr I do?

Miguel O'Hara: just don't save your dad!

Miles Morales: whatdirrr I do?

Jessica Drew: just don't save your dad!!

Miles Morales: whatdirrr I do?!

[yanteetle]

May I request platonic yandere ROTTMNT turtles kidnapping a scared reader they see as a sibling? Like, them all working together to kidnap the reader. Also, you make good art :)

Note: please turn up your device's brightness!

It's Mikey's birthday and luckily for him, his beloved brothers have a special new surprise for him to bring home...

Sorry for the horrendously long wait! This took some time to cook up, so thank you for the patience :) Surprisingly, the coloring process for this piece was much more tolerable compared to my last illustration, despite being more taxing and complicated. Although, I can't say the same for the lineart. That was a whole nightmare that took me 4 whole days to complete. I played around with perspective, and although it's not all that accurate, I tried my best to make it look how I wanted it. I've included the versions of the illustration with and without the dialogue bubbles, since I wanted to show some of the details that was covered by the text! I had some fun trying to make the background look like a convincing space despite my lack of skill in that field. Sorry if my English doesn't make sense, I'm overstimulated from high dosages of caffeine so I apologize in advance :)

taglist: @dynabann

[smilelion5]

Alright I gotta say your artwork is amazing on the characters

[eyelessfaces]

one has to go

women's rights

miguel o'hara

Voting ended onJun 12, 2023

[smilelion5]

I'm flabbergasted by the comments 😭

[yars]

[scribblewytch]

LUCK VERY MUCH NEEDED!

[catgirlanakin]

make an L

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Vanilla Extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

please reblog after voting :)

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Metkayina babies!

[smilelion5]

I can't this is too cute

[yourlocalfriendlyhobbit]

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