Smile :)

All i want to do is see you smile...EXPECT LOTS OF SWEARING AND BLACK HUMOR :)(psst, i also have a blog where i post my doodles and other ''art''. It's called danas-drawings :) )

[universalbeauty]

The Russian Santa Claus in Siberia (The eastern part of Russia situated in Asia). He’s known as Ded Moroz. -Merry Xmas from Universal Beauty 

[ellenkushner]

Winner of the Best-Dressed Santa Award, hands down!

[swoz]

meanwhile this level 100 wizard

[giantspiders]

Not quite. This is Yakutian Chys Khan, Ded Moroz’s northern “brother”. Russian Federation is a melting pot of different cultures, it’s not just slavs, don’t forget that.

This is Ded Moroz (a.k.a. Father Frost)

And here they are together

[typette-deactivated20150825]

wow, don’t forget Snegurochka, his daughter, the snow maiden, who always accompanies him. She has a beautifuk kokoshnik crown that is essentially a big snowflake

or, more contemporarily, a cute toque

don’t leave her out :(

[dr-archeville]

Ooh

[karadin]

Keeps getting more awesome

[kunstpause-archive]

he actually predates christianity and santa myths, though a lot has been bleeding together over the centuries. Снегурочка (the snow maiden) is his granddaughter though.

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[grantairefanclub-remade]

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

whats better than this

[sharingneedles]

im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up

[cremsie]

Not every Lion has a mane and sometimes a lioness does 

[transmancave]

I love them

[someone-like-robsten]

[russellmiller-deactivated202002]

[taraatrandom]

Oh. My. God.

[raven-ofthe-sun]

republican arguments in a nutshell everyone

[ourweirdflights]

this is literally just painful

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[unclebeanbag]

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

[offensivememes4u]

Use this next time you get bamboozled

[weloveshortvideos]

epic

[kenihana]

The only white foolishness I condone

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

I love how he respected the force and threw himself back a reasonable force distance

[smileygirl7313]

That feeling when ur abusive grandma who you have cut all contact with tries to send you a christmas card

[bizarre-bazart]

[mmilhouse]

do you love the colour of the sky

[sundayroasts]

this is much better than the original.

[smileygirl7313]

None of y'all can even begin to handle my swag

[severalowls]

The “I probably shouldn’t have clowns” Starter Pack

[severalowls]

Clowns are creatures that need to clown. They were not meant to be domesticated and profited from as pets. They are highly active creatures that will self harm from stress in such confined spaces. Circus Clowns are delightful to keep in groups, though they are fine on their own, but every 1 clown adds 30 square feet to the space needed. They need multiple props and performance areas in order to replicate their natural environment. These are examples of proper Circus Clown or other basic clown enclosures.

Candee Fluff is a horrible brand of cotton candy, I used to feed it to my clowns and they would just throw it back up. The sugar is all unprocessed, when clowns need highly refined white sugar, just because it’s cheaper. Which is something they don’t list on the packaging to fool clown owners. Ideally you should only feed your clown freshly whipped cotton candy. Large mixers may be expensive but a simple childrens make-your-own candy floss machine will suffice if your budget is tight.

Clowns shouldn’t be confined to a car. (Especially a childrens car..?) Clowns are curious creatures that need to jump, tumble, honk and play to be healthy. Keeping them locked in a car 24/7 as a toy for your kids will stress them out in much the same way as a hamster in a ball. Clowns do enjoy having access to a clown car, especially in groups, but their car should provide 1 square foot per clown and their enjoyment comes primarily from exiting the vehicle in large numbers. Keeping them locked inside can reduce their lifespan by up to 10 years. A small human-sized compact car may be suitable for larger groups of clowns.

I’m cringing at that rainbow collection of “my mommy got me a cute clown” balloon sticks. These are creatures that need to run around with helium balloons. They need to bounce and float away when released. Air-filled balloons on sticks are not a suitable replacement. This is the proper set up for a clown or more modern jesters.

Clowns get stressed from any foot confinement under size 16. Clown shoes are the worst item for being sold to kids as “accessories” in human foot sizes. When kept like that the clown will die a horribly stressed life within a year when they can live for 60 or more. They need colourful shoes or boots with plenty of toe-space and loud squeakers. Clowns are so intelligent that they actually play with you, and they need podiatric stimulation to live healthy. These are proper clown shoes.

Never change the natural markings of a clown. This should go without saying, but I see people buying halloween store ‘clown makeup’ and attempting to alter their clown’s faces. Clowns use their facial markings to identify one another, and altering it may cause stress, and even endager the clown if you keep several in the same tent.

Who the fuck would even feed an omnivorous clown pellet food…? Do they want a sick clown? If clown stores even bothered to care about the keeping of clowns, they would know that shit is bad for them. If you can’t feed fresh peanuts and hot dogs then you shouldn’t own a clown in the first place. Pellet food isn’t even real food, it’s chemically made with preservatives.

[exploregif-blog]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I love silent films

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

I’m gonna die

[benevolentsocialplanner-blog]

Oscar-worthy

[tastefullyoffensive]

Wi-Fighting [via]

[maggiekealy]

Winternet is coming

[greatbritishcheese]

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

[waiting-for-the-blue-box]

Did you just say rebagled?

[encisor-deactivated]

this is actually one of my favorite things 

[toolit2politic]

rebagled

[welcometonightcourt]

Jesus we just get “i hate curry” around here.

[welcometonightcourt]

WAIT I JUST CHECKED AND A ROGUE “i love curry” network has appeared now!

[yokonodara]

Casually just gonna “ rebagled” this.

[copperbadge]

I’m not gonna say I was looking for something else entirely because I was in fact trying to find a gif of Chris Evans when I came across this, but this is not what I was looking for. And yet it is possibly the best thing I’ve ever found. 

What the hell even is Chris Evans. What the hell. 

[deannafanafofana]

Pumpkin Spice Evans

[copperbadge]

Reblog Pumpkin Spice Evans for a bountiful harvest and a large glass of ginger ale

[holdmecloseandfast]

Shit I love ginger ale

[copperbadge]

This is by far the finest reaction to Pumpkin Spice Evans to date. 

[battlefem-deactivated20170404]

you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:

[itsoldjohn]

that last one is literally a LOOK

[jo3mm]

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