can everything you do be about me forever? @smituationship - Tumblr Blog

*hockey boy voice* i can earnestly tell everyone on instagram that i want will smith hockey sexually because he is basically a girl anyway and everyone understands this [9167 hockey boys nod in agreement]

wholeheartedsuggestions

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

sharksrun

will who decided to leave college a year early after the sharks won the first overall pick so he could play with mack. cherny who bought out the final year of his contract in moscow when he was drafted to the sharks because he wanted to join the team as soon as possible and called mack the best player in the league before he even played a single game with him. and ivar who was asked what swedish hockey players he looked up to and said he really liked macklin celebrini then immediately looked mortified, realizing what he admitted. macklin what crazy pheromones are you putting out into the world, all these other boys were hooked on you from the start

raikkonens

goldensunset

when the characters never really make peace with it

tealcoloredboy

holding hands (if you squint) and teeth out (CHEESING) this is kinda the photo ever

#ohhhh i like dis one #why he always have a gameboy sized rectangle is pocket though #boy ehat are you storing #willmack

castratecapuchin

i’m actually a big sucker for a fake dating trope but the #real samisa fake dating au is sam rage baiting toff by repeatedly making jokes that him and his (billet) son are shacking up. misa though just assumes he missed some what-are-we conversation and goes right to thinking that they are dating for real. he’s confused but he’s certainly got the spirit

toff is horrified trying to figure out if it’s a joke after all bc misa certainly looks pretty fucking comfortable under sam’s arm. and sam is just pleasantly surprised that misa is down to run a bit on toff for once

#oh this is GOOOOD GOOD. my god #samisa

gothboyfrnd

im having a boner and it's yours

unofficialsjsharkie

san jose sharks incorrect quotes pt. 1 🦈

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#CRYING...#my gaud crumbs....#fav

venusbabyy222

we can’t talk here… message me on the san jose sharks app…

#graffer

scarycountry

can u send a picture of your smile and maybe open your mouth wide so i can see your molars and also pull your lips back and get a close up of your incisors and make sure u can see the bottom ones too and also if you could run your tongue over your teeth slowly and then put your thumb in your mouth and bite down gently at first but then do it harder so when you pull it out u can see bite marks and then can u grab your jaw and stretch it as wide as it’ll go and take one more picture of the inside of your mouth and this time can u zoom in on the back of your throat. please.

#271 #yeah yep yes #and me !#fav