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honolulu, hawaii • 17 • not so lonely, but lonely instagram: @aizel.jpg

[discofroggy]

[faajinas]

That dog looks pissed

[bidoof]

i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep

[higgzorz-deactivated20151121]

how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up

[outofcontextarthur]

[phanjam]

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.

Dan Howell (via missyourlaugh)

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[eezybree]

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

[moonchild-robina]

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

[psithirisma]

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different  

[lavendergrandpa]

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

[purrypixel]

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

[deadmomjokes]

It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

[sorrynomoretaee]

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

[jeza-red]

I can totally live with that.

[smoke-marinara]

me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste

mom: finish the one you have sweetie

me: it's empty

mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

[vinesnow]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[backto5oh5]

My favorite tweet in all of existence

[bitchvirgo]

eugene from buzzfeed.... am i right

[urbanblueprint-deactivated20231]

[mysharona1987]

[534546556676-deactivated2017103]

me next year in the animation class

[deathiskinky]

[tupacabra]

*holds 2015 at gunpoint* any last memes mother fucker

[granpans]