Kurt Russell as R.J. MacReady THE THING (1982) dir. John Carpenter
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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trying on a metaphor
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we're not kids anymore.

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Origami Around
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if i look back, i am lost
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Kurt Russell as R.J. MacReady THE THING (1982) dir. John Carpenter
Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc
but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable
…………..you think?
…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3
Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old
The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!
The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:
Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this
…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.
Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong
This is the funniest fucking addition
can anyone tell me what the fuck my mom was dressed as on halloween back in the 70s. because she cant.
by anatoly kochnev
bonjour
how many followers do u have?
its just me n u bud
pirates with diahorrea be saying arrgh me sharties
your most fucked up post to date god damn
Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.
I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely like that?
How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.
This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.
I forgot how funny post game RDR2 is so here is a compilation i’ve had for months
Back in my day, you couldn’t SKIP video game cutscenes. You want to know how many times I fucking heard Tarzan say “hee hee hoo hoo hah NOT CLAYTON”
Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.
imagine a burger saying this haha
Remember, birdwatching goes both ways
that’s vaguely threatening. thank you
my favorite reaction images are the ones where it’s two pictures of one character and in one they’re just looking awkwardly to the right/left while keeping the same expression
these are my only moods
lest we forget
“Why is there a pentagram on your floor” okay first of all mom, it’s not a pentagram, and second, what were you doing in my apartment
oh shit I summoned my mom
a parentagram
#congrats on doing what Ed and Al could not (x)
THANOS OUT HERE STEALING HEARTS, BEING A TRUE VILLAIN
Someone take away his Instagram. Please.
How the fuck is this guy better at memes than everyone on this site