Ash Cryptid

Ash ¤ 30 ¤ they/them More active on Twitter but I lurk

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[targetedknowledge]

[wizardsisananimal]

gets corrupted by the salmon cannon

[wizardsisananimal]

i could wield it responsibly.

[wizardsisananimal]

hit the deck. LOL

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[the-big-mood]

[thatluckybear]

At the sex shop trying to remember the name of this device:

"Can I get a fuckenn uhhhh ... drilldo?"

[the-big-mood]

[catboybiologist]

"Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion"

[catboybiologist]

The original inspiration for this is that I've looked up a lot of basic woodworking stuff multiple times to try and make better and better tortoise enclosures, and ended up in this trap every time lmao

[catboybiologist]

"It's much cheaper to just buy this size of wood and take it to your table saw" WHAT FUCKING TABLE SAW

[kaiasky]

the secret is that people who have a garage with a table saw are constantly looking for reasons to justify that use of space and money. so if you find somebody with a table saw and ask if you can use it, you're actually doing them a huge favor by justifying the saw continuing to take up space. "of course I need a table saw. what if somebody needs to upgrade a turtle enclosue."

[lumsel]

#1. go to local gay bar 2. find group of 50-60 yr olds. 3. ask if anyone has a table saw 4. watch eyes light up

[boomerdacat]

With this four step plan you get a place to practice woodworking with optional sex with some older men

[gaycodedvillainy]

For anyone wanting it, they can cut your material for you at most Home Depots if you need it

[knitmeapony]

But can I have sex with older men there

[knitmeapony]

I am never leaving this site

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[robobee]

does anyone want to do thisbwith me

[senysti]

had to draw them

[jouster-ari]

[kat4884]

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

[rabbitindisguise]

You know I never considered how much trust some painter's tape and a sharpie could inspire. I could cause some serious chaos on a perfectly functional vending machine this way

[scramratz]

BOO!

[julianplum]

🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper

[maggotmuncher0]

[xansheu]

Fish w a cigarette and soulless eyes

[windsroad]

And they’re calling it the afternoon nap

[bisonwares]

It was such a joy to work on this custom, I definitely want to make more fossil fish in the future, this coelacanth was so fun.

Gotta get my hands on more amber floats!

[todayintokyo]

Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.

[rakkzi]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]