Not A Dark Souls Boss

I would srsly love to be a Dark Souls boss, cause I would be big and stronk and my fireballs would burn the flesh of their bones, while I'm laughing, on a throne of sparkles and stars... But me just small and posting memes. I think that's okay too.

[turing-tested]

[twistedhellknight52]

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Huh *Dunks you’re head back underwater*

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[somecutething]

Fat Fred

(via Dahlcat)

[obscure-tv-reference]

el gato mas gordo 

[littlereyofsunlight]

Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available

[teathattast]

Motherfucker ultimate

[ophanic]

[lizmitches]

same energy

[carolxdanvers]

How dare you. The animation for Shrek at the time was INSANE.

[norwayspruce]

I feel like what people who were born after Shrek always miss is that it was actually a huge unironic cultural sensation. The minions want what Shrek had. The mcu sits awake at night cursing lord farquaad because they could never have a villain as well written as him

[the--zubatman]

Shrek won the first Oscar for animated feature.

[femboycott]

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[amazingspidermans]

LAST WEEK WE CAN USE THIS SOMEONE HIT THE PANIC BUTTON

[genre]

Nichijou — Melon Bread

[defectivealtruist]

this is the last month you can reblog this

[valtsv]

i really don't understand the expression "a double-edged sword" because you get double the sword? that's like, the opposite of a problem???

[normal-horoscopes]

Sword: Cool

Double Edged Sword: double cool

Triple Edged Sword: Illegal under the Geneva convention

Quadruple Edged Sword: Darth Maul but real

Quintuple Edged Sword: Calm down

[rainbow-smite]

Is a tripe edged sword really a thing and/or illegal under the Geneva convention?

[normal-horoscopes]

YES THEY ARE REAL AND ACTUALLY BANNED UNDER THE GENEVA CONVENTION

THEY CREATE TRIANGULAR WOUNDS THAT DONT HEAL NORMALLY BY THEMSELVES OFTEN LEADING TO A HORRIBLE DEATH BY INFECTION 

[immentallyunstableus]

[flagellant]

this is what they look like, in case you were curious

[kaarchin]

When you start opening up to people

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when you go to therapy

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[ceasepool]

do you trust her

[smugsbunny2-deactivated20160120]

Yeah.

[the-milk-eyed-mender]

Yes

[tasteyandfreshe]

she was an agent, a traitor!

[sandersstudies]

How are good boyfriends all so strong and so babie at the same time??? The duality! The diversity! The versatility! Absolutely incredible!

[sandersstudies]

*sees a boy carrying someone or something, handling difficult emotions, or protecting the people important to him*

s…tr on k

*sees a boy taking a liddle nap, getting excited about something that makes him happy, or thinking about somethin real hard*

babie…

[sandersstudies]

This is a boys love post! It 100% includes cishet boys, trans boys, demiboys, aro/ace(spec) boys, all kinds of nonbinary boys, and mlm boys! Boys! <3

[randomslasher]

Boys!!!! <3

[sugarmage]

[bellringermal]

[thyrell]

[fendalan]

Way too funny not to share

[worthikids]

Witches On Tinder

[brock-hunter-xxx]

Is there more?

[30-minute-memes]

I’m not sure about that