[catasters]

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i asked chatgpt and it said with careless hands i have laid a bloody brick in the foundation of our destruction

[dragon-in-a-fez]

every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion

[enameledcoppergirl]

Younger generations don't even know about the venom gland

[dogpuppy]

[xclowniex]

My sister who has a very jewish first name tried to join a Facebook group for mums and the mods said "with a name like that we need to know your stance on Israel and Palestine before we let you join"

I guess god fucking forbid a jewish mother tries to find community with fellow mothers unless she states her political opinion on two countries she has never stepped foot in.

[the-patchwork-witch]

…so was she a zionist or what

[slyandthefamilybook]

[citrus-on-jumblr]

too good to leave in the tags

[citruscubes]

nobody asked but its very funny that this is the top post of all time in the adhd women subreddit

[theweirdwideweb]

[satanatemymovies]

GOAT DOWN

[gavlebocken]

https://www.gd.se/2025-12-27/gavlebocken-har-blast-omkull/

https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/trafik-och-vader-i-jul-2025-folj-senaste-nytt?inlagg=849cf5b93ab01601313525dcc95b6717

I have fallen and I can't get up

[didgavlebockengetburneddownyet]

Day 28

IT FELL OVER!!!

[live-laugh-lauch]

Gävlebocken har blåst omkull – Stormen Johannes drar in över Sverige – SMHI varnar

Orkanbyar, kraftigt snöfall och plötslig ishalka – när stormen Johannes drar in över Sverige under lördagen den 27 december. SMHI har utfärd

THE GÄVLE GOAT HAS NOW...

tipped over?

[yesterdaysprint]

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 30, 1896

[t3acupz]

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[humblebee-hymn]

Caring for this incineroar for three days before my litten shows up. Who the fuck is this then?

[devilcroc]

this is the funniest addition anyone’s ever made to this post

[gcyberpunx]

Pink mountaineer's axe from Muromachi period, 14th century Japan

[mintmildew]

in case you where wondering why there was a heart symbol on a 14th century weapon

[jame7t]

My dark quest for a bite to eat

[jame7t]

They’re stealing my shit

[eleutheria4ever]

“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

[listenmyguy]