Love Begins
Not today Justin
titsay
⁂
Kaledo Art
KIROKAZE
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
RMH
No title available
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap
if i look back, i am lost
izzy's playlists!
ellievsbear
Mike Driver
wallacepolsom
No title available
DEAR READER
taylor price
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from South Africa
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@hellsite-quotes
This is a blog dedicated to collecting and sharing the most fier quotes from this hell site. The type of quotes everyone always says should be collected. So if you find a post with a quote you like, just tag me in it and I will be sure to add it to the collection. (I will also reblog quotes I find myself)
In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"
We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines
We will be feeding our grandchildren strawberries and raspberries we grew in our gardens, dragging them along to the farmers' markets for tomatoes and eggs and goats milk and pickles and pecans and salsa and sunflower seed butter and jars of honey, as they complain and drag their feet because Gramma always stands around talking to people for like an HOUR
and we will say "When I was YOUR age, fruits and vegetables came from a supermarket and they were bred to get shipped 1000 miles in a truck and sit on shelves for weeks, and they tasted so sour and watery it was like eating paper compared to these ones. It wasn't even legal in some places to grow your own food"
and they will roll their eyes like yeah yeah just because everything was miserable in the 20s doesn't mean I have to have a smile on my face standing in the hot sun while you listen to that one guy talk about his bees FOREVER
But they will go, because there might be baby goats.
Since I made this post, dozens and dozens of people have left tags telling me that it was the first thing today that made them want to continue living, that it was the first thing that made them consider that they might be okay years in the future, that they might grow old, that it was the first and only post of its kind they'd ever seen—the first post that boldly predicts a future where we make it.
And many other people have been just spitting, foaming at the mouth fucking FURIOUS. How dare I have the audacity to imagine a future where things get better?
Don't I know how BAD things are? Am I not aware of the TERROR and DEVASTATION of climate change and fascism and biodiversity loss? How dare someone be so bold, so callous, as to imagine something other than misery and suicide. How dare someone suggest it will get better. How dare a person propose that there is a future where we will be okay, in the face of so much terror. Hasn't she seen the abyss opening its jaws before us?
Well? What do you think?
Do you think I've seen the abyss?
the idea that there is hope for the future is the only way we have this kind of future.
there were kids who stayed inside because of the black plague and went on to help cure it.
there were women who sat at home and cleaned the house and dreamt up a world where they could vote and have jobs.
there were kids in the mines who thought up a life outside of it. there were children who hid in annexes and wrote a diary where they prayed for a future without a terrible man in control
there were slaves who wanted freedom so badly and had hope that it would get better
there were gay people who hid in the corners of clubs and fought back for a future where they could walk down the street together
do you know what all of that has in common? they had hope that things would get better and they made that change. they looked at the world in its cruel ways and fought back.
so now, there are kids and teenagers and young adults and new adults who dream of a world so beautiful and the only amazon their grandchildren know is the rainforest
and it is in everything we do that we find this hope. wishing on dandelions, counting the stars, making our own clothes out of crochet or knit or sewing it, watching the sunset, going to the farmer’s market, feeding the birds, planting seeds.
step by step, we dream up, like our ancestors before us, a beautiful world
THE ONLY AMAZON OUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL KNOW IS THE RAINFOREST
The only Amazon our grandchildren will know is the rainforest. @lesbiangingerjughead
Ink: Diamine Tranquility
Request by @bernoullis-quaver
"The only Amazon our grandchildren will know is the rainforest"
-lesbiangingerjughead
3rd of January 2024
chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax
You call that “chillin”?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink
I dunno, man,
sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
get on my level boys
Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck
this post appears once every million years
I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.
I don’t think it’s possible to one up you
"Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes."
- sparkafterdark
Date unknown
"the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be" is an unfairly intense quote to be under a tiktok comment
"the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be"
- peppermintspoooks
31 Julie 2021
But what if it was all a dream
This is more unsettling. I know it's there. I know it should be there. I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth.
[I.D. an edited version of the "children's hospital" meme photo where the splattering red pattern on the hall floor has been removed. End I.D.]
Well duh. It’s just color theory
"I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth."
- 7ft-tall-shadow-creature
June 21 2023
when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
Everyone here is dead and yet we continue to mock them.
"Everyone here is dead and yet we continue to mock them."
- wolygan
The 23rd of January 2025
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.
You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.
“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post
every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t
It’s that time again.
Wait why was Thurl Ravenscroft the only one called late
Boris Karloff died back in 1969 so far as I’m aware
This is beautiful.
Why should I be bothered with it? I literally don’t know.
Although, to be fair, I grew up with neither of those, so maybe that has an effect.
“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance”
- randomslasher
14th of December 2018
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything
i’d rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
It’s November
TO BE JOLLY
I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint
Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you
fuck no
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
“I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint”
-wingscanspeak, January 19th, 2015
i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this
"you did her name is earth."
- speedlimit15
18th of August 2023
Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.
And faster to pronounce if you are talking instead of writing.
It’s not more inclusive, and if your excuse of using a slur as a blanket term is “it’s faster to say”, GENUINELY what is wrong with you
It’s called economía del lenguaje.
It’s also the respected academic term?? The acronym isn’t static and it’s usage is varied by things like generational difference, location, and knowledge of the community. Even just in the U.S. in the last few decades the common usage gone from GLBT to LGBT to LGBTQ, to LGBTQA/LGBTQIA/LGBTQIAP/etc (Which, let me tell you as someone who has given presentations in the past using these updated acronyms, are all real mouthfulls), to LGBT+.
Also yes, queer is more inclusive! Especially coming at it from an academic standpoint, people didn’t always use or identify with the terms we use now and you can’t always try to cram them into our modern perceptions of sexuality. We can argue for years about whether a famous historical figure was gay or bisexual or straight and trans or whatever, but if we can all agree that they were somehow queer then using that term allows us to move past the debate and into productive discussion. And not everybody everywhere shares the same terms for sexual and gender identity, or even the same concepts of those things, so queer really is a more inclusive term in a lot of cases.
Like yeah if you’re talking specifically about gay or trans people you can just say gay or transgender, but if you’re talking about more than one identity or someone who doesn’t conform to our perceptions of ‘LGBT,’ or a person or people whose identity you don’t know, queer is just the better word.
“That’s SO gay”, “Oh my god, you’re not a LESBIAN, are you?”
Your words are slurs, too. Why do you get your words, but I don’t get mine? What makes you so special?
I’m here, I’m queer, go fuck yourself.
queer is not a slur, stop drinking the TERF koolaid
every time one of you fools spout about ‘queer is a slur’ a terf laughs because their fucking plan to make that word ‘taboo’ is fucking working you dipshit.
I did not get my degree in queer literature for you all to keep pulling this bullshit.
baby gays,,,, i beg of you to learn your queer history and stop listening to terf bullshit
every single one of our labels has been used as a slur against us.
terfs and -phobes are always going to try and hurt us with what we identify as. but the fact remains these are OUR labels and always have been.
we’re here, we’re queer, get used to it.
I don’t know if this is just because I’m not American but I’ve never heard queer used as a slur. Ever. Meanwhile gay was the insult in the 2000s here. Everything you didn’t like was ‘soo gay’. Queer wasn’t even a word most of us knew back then.
It just baffled me that people would think an identifier is automatically a slur just because someone uses it to mock someone. If we did that gay would be a slur. Stupid would be a slur. Autistic would be a slur.
The reason people are upset about the word queer is that it’s a unifying term. You can say you’re queer and all people will know is that you’re part of the community. But you can’t say you’re LGBT, you have to say you’re gay or trans or ace. They don’t want you to be ambiguously queer. They want you to say which kind of queer you are so they can decide whether you’re undesirable.
yeah in the 90s and early 2000s kids would call each other “gay” as an insult. But no one ties themselves in knots over whether “gay” is a slur. So yeah, please ffs learn your history.
"They want you to say which kind of queer you are so they can decide whether you’re undesirable."
- hyperactivehedgehog
12th of July 2021
extremely fucked up that one of the symptoms of adhd is forgetfulness and difficulty sticking to habits and schedules and one of the best ways to alleviate those symptoms is by remembering to take a pill every morning at the same time
"i get on the computer basically first thing, i can just put my adhd meds next to my computer!" yeah but if i do that my brain will actively erase my pill bottle from being on my desk bc its now just part of the desk. another of god's little proofs he desires us to guillotine him
"just set an alarm!" i will hear the alarm go off, look directly at the alarm's title of TAKE YOUR ADHD MEDS RIGHT NOW OR YOU'LL FORGET, and then turn off the alarm. and youll never guess what happens next. i bet youll never fuckin guess what happens when i havent taken my dont forget shit pill
"another of god's little proofs he desires us to guillotine him"
- caputvulpinum
June 7th 2024
Authors note: I'm in this post, and I don't like it
283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.
"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.
Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy
"the problem is capitalism not your pussy"
- m-eowd
June 21 2023
Authors note: I'm not sure about the date of the quote, but I am assuming the post containing the picture of the tags are from the same day as the tags themselves
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it
as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion
Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.
“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”
- norealdestination
March 10 2018
hihi its me ( @realsafari )
hru pooks
"try thinking of hentai when you listen" - @real-vivaldi-browser
lovr u vivi
also lovr u hellsite quotes have a goodd ay
thank you for the quote! but culd you tell me were and when it is from, beacuse i cant find it
love you too <3 (sorry for taking so long to respond)
1000 notes and I'll post a skirt pic or two
I'm bringing out the big guns for this
@totally-official-gmail @totally-amazon @pizza-hut-official @spotify-official @truly-jcjenson
@bigbasket-notreally @discorddotcum-official @im-pandora-i-promise @femboy-totally-bing
@kahoot-official @100percent-shell-oil @assistant-to-the-shell @truly-bath-and-body-works @definitely-tiktok-trust
@unofficially-joann-fabric @its-sanrio-official @the-real-gmail @apple-unofficial @jack-in-the-box-official
@official-arbys @officialtinder @realgoogleslides @reallytimhortons @officially-ikea
@claires-unofficial @barnes-and-noble-official @realgoogleclassroom @real-sephora @pizza-hut-unofficial
@google-news-official @totally-official-gmail @bingle-official @basically-bumble @def-bjs-guys
@official-opera-gx @the-mcdonalds @realgoogledocs @mcdonalds-official
@totally-bing @operagxreal @official-fedex @firehouse-subs-fr @k-f-c-official
@the-real-google @totally-ikea @taco-bell-unofficial @spotify-kids-real @the-real-victorias-secret
@subway-official @big-mayo-official @realsafari @incognito-mode-official @burgerking-official
@definitely-wikipedia @the-one-and-only-pornhub @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @its-target-official @yes-im-youtube-kids
@walmart-the-official @duothelingo @firefox-official @femboy-hooters-real @fedex-official
@yamaha-official @youtubefr @actually-x @reality-official @microwaveable-truly-jcjenson
@femboy-google-news-official @50percent-shell-oil @yahooo-official
@official-firefox-nightly @totally-airbus @the-official-spirit-sirlines @depot-of-homes
@posts-with-10000-notes-in-spirit @the-us-navy-official @i-hesitantly-say-ok @i-say-not-ok @i-say-ok
@woo-in-different-lengths @official-garlic-bread @shakespeare-official-reblogs @gimmick-theif @hold-my-dr-pepper
:perish:
:no:
we’re halfway to the skirt pic, gimmick swag
get ready
RAHHHH THIS CANNOT BE MY LEGACY-
because of this, dear thief...
everyone has til the end of tuesday (PST timezone) to get this to 1000 :3
oh shit
well time to do this again
@a-counter @achivement-unlocked @alphabet-statistician @anti-gimmick-thceif @are-there-grammar-errors @b-counter @biblepercent @c-counter @carbon-monoxide-detector @cat-identifier @cat-spotted @citrus-typos @colortracker @contraction-counter @decontextifier @digitcounter @e-counter @eggblackoutpoetry @etho-spotted @free-post-store @gimmickblogcompletionist @gimmick-mimic @gimmickbloghunter @gimmickbloghunterhunter @happy-little-painter @hellsite-quotes @hellsitegenetics @hemo-rainbow-completionist @homestuck-word-counter @i-bork-at-you @i-give-chess-pieces-to-people @i-meow-at-you @i-reblog-your-post-with-balls @i-remove-color-from-posts @i-say-not-ok @i-say-ok @i-shelve-posts @i-tag-gimmick-accounts @identifying-cars-in-posts @identifying-cat-phenotypes @identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts @identifying-guns-in-posts @identifying-horses-in-posts @icompilegimmickblogs @identifyinggimmickblogsinposts @identifyingtrainsinposts
could also steal from @the-official-spammer
did they ever spam comments?
"get ready"
- gimmick-thief
May 4th 2024
Editeurs note: this doesn't count as an actual Tumblr quote, it's purely to make this post get notes
game that starts out as a cozy little farming sim and gradually expands into full-blown factory farming where you're raising livestock in narrow stalls by the millions and have enough economic sway to influence environmental policy-making that may slow your profits
"buddy that's just cookie clicker again" and when the songbird sings do you make fun of it too?
thank you for the warmup piece mister cookieclicker
my corniest bullshit immortalized once again. thank you
"when the songbird sings do you make fun of it too?"
- orteil42
Mai 5th 2024
I'M OFF TO SEE ALL OF TUMBLR
REBLOG TO HELP ME IN MY JOURNEY ACROSS TUMBLR CMON GUYS
@celestial-same-picverse
this is my very first
Reblog deluge!
I'm so excited! -1
have a safe trip!
(As always, contact me if you want to be removed from the list of ppl who get pinged for this event.)
blogs:
@same-pic-of-venus-everyday
@same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday
@same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday
@same-pic-of-mars-everyday
@same-pic-of-jupiter-everyday
@same-pic-of-saturn-everyday
@the-real-uranus
@same-pic-of-neptune-everyday
@steve-not-anon
@metal-frisbee
@earth-fan
@not-10-salmon-in-a-png
@same-pic-of-halleys-comet
@same-pic-of-titan-every-day
@same-pic-of-callisto-everyday
@same-pic-of-eris-everyday
@same-pic-of-kepler-186f-everyday
@same-pic-of-haumea-everyday
@same-image-of-7-iris
@book-nonsie-not-anon
@celestial-same-picverse
@same-pic-of-pluto-everyday
@same-pic-of-juno-everyday
@same-pic-of-polaris-everyday
@tomblrmartian
@same-pic-of-a-blackhole-everyday
@same-pic-of-the-stars-everyday
@alpha-centauri-everyday
@same-cosmic-cliffs-pic-every-day
@rose-nebula-always
@same-pic-of-makemake-everyday
@same-picture-of-europa
@same-pic-of-the-lagoon-nebula
@star-that-eats-the-sun
@same-earth-pic-everyday
@astrononymouss
@jupiter-fan
@same-pic-of-triton-everyday
@pq-anon
@same-pic-of-ceres-everyday
@same-pic-of-wolftopia-everyday
@same-pic-of-mars-everyday
@same-pic-of-tres2b-everyday
@samepicofthewowsignaleveryday
@same-pic-of-the-blue-moon
@same-image-of-hr8799e-every-day
"have a safe trip!"
- celestial-same-pictavers
May 7th 2024
