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got into a full ride master’s program in drawing (MFA professor track) and I received my assistantship placements for the upcoming school year today. I don’t share much online anymore (or just really with anyone except close family/friends) but doing it here where practically no one will see it is perfect and lets me feel comfortable with being excited. let’s ffffuckinggggh gggoooooooooooo

#about me #me

hateusandseeifwemind

adampvrrish

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

3000s

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

3000s

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

omegaversereloaded

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

basi-boy

not what he said!!

omegaversereloaded

We will we will fuck you

spiteyote-resurrected

oh yeah reminder not to give the evil fucking scum who run this website a goddamn cent this month when they inevitably roll out whatever theyre selling for it. Find a trans woman to pay instead

dogpuppy

hotvampireadjacent

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

imagineyouricon

Imagine you and your icon reenacting the boat scene from Titanic.

retrolizard

…..the “boat scene”?

………..

…………the entire movies takes place on a boat

imagineyouricon

Happy 10th birthday to the post that completely destroyed us

babyleaf

peppermoths

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

mostly i do god knows what

femtocloaca

isawken

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room